Hey, what a damn disaster! I hooked up with this chick, and things were going hot and heavy! We crashed at my place to "watch a movie," got all over each other... I was feeling her up down low, but she’s rocking these high-waisted pants. She just took it at first, then snapped, losing her cool, and yelled, “Are you a friggin’ moron? You’re just messing with my belly button!”

I shot back with a smirk, “Babe, I can screw around with your navel some more if you’re into it.”

She got pissed as hell and stormed out!
#awkward #fail #savage #cringe