Here’s the wild tale, folks. For over two damn years, I’ve been claiming the same parking spot—my territory, marked with my car’s number, no questions asked. Yesterday, I roll up, and some audacious bastard has the nerve to squat on MY spot. And get this—there are heaps of empty spaces around, but no, this prick just HAD to pick mine for his throne.

I started scheming a silent, savage revenge. Then it hit me—this jerk’s car has the heater intake right under the hood, by the windshield. So, I slyly dropped a little “stinking surprise payload” right there. Let’s just say, when he cranks up the heat, he’ll be basking in the rancid perfume of my pissed-off payback.

My girl looked at me like I’d lost my damn mind and straight-up called me insane! 🤣
#revenge #savage #parkingwars #petty AF