My upstairs neighbor decided to play DJ at the ass-crack of midnight, blasting tunes like he owned the damn building. One, two, three times—I counted, fuming. So, I scrawled a note on his door, something like, “Bro, turn it the hell down.” Did he get the hint? Nah, dude was clueless. Next day, I cranked up my revenge game, hooked up my speakers to the ceiling, and unleashed four straight hours of a baby screaming bloody murder. Come morning, he storms down, face red, yelling, “What the fuck are you doing?!” Long story short, fists flew, and we went at it like alley cats.

🤣 - Damn, that’s savage, epic payback!
😐 - Bro, that’s too much, could’ve just talked it out like adults.
#revenge #neighborwars #savage #petty

Day 25. I’m slaving away at an order pickup spot when this raging bitch storms in, dragging her damn 20 dresses in an order, just 10 minutes before we shut down.
I straight-up refused her ass (hell yeah, I’ve got the right), and she slapped me with a 1-star review like a petty little snake.
Because of that, they docked me a 1.5k fine—peanuts, sure, but my 13-hour shift only pays 2k, so it stings like a motherfucker.
Next day, I’m on the metro, minding my own business, when I spot this absolute harpy.
Turns out, the universe is screwing with me—she’s heading to the same damn place as me.
As we exit the station, I let the door swing back with some serious force. Bam! Smashed her ugly nose right open.
So, what’s the verdict? Am I a total scumbag for this?

🌭 - Hell yeah, I did the right thing
🤣 - Nah, I’m a piece of shit
#pettyrevenge #savage #karmaisabitch #nosmash

Here’s the wild tale, folks. For over two damn years, I’ve been claiming the same parking spot—my territory, marked with my car’s number, no questions asked. Yesterday, I roll up, and some audacious bastard has the nerve to squat on MY spot. And get this—there are heaps of empty spaces around, but no, this prick just HAD to pick mine for his throne.

I started scheming a silent, savage revenge. Then it hit me—this jerk’s car has the heater intake right under the hood, by the windshield. So, I slyly dropped a little “stinking surprise payload” right there. Let’s just say, when he cranks up the heat, he’ll be basking in the rancid perfume of my pissed-off payback.

My girl looked at me like I’d lost my damn mind and straight-up called me insane! 🤣
#revenge #savage #parkingwars #petty AF

So, this dude splurged on an iPhone for me, setting it up on installment under his name. Pretty damn sweet, right? But then, boom, a couple of months later, we’re done—split city. Now he’s got the audacity to demand I either hand over the phone or cough up the remaining balance. Hell no, I’m attached to this thing—it’s practically an extension of my soul!

😐 - Just give it back, it’s in his name.
👍 - Screw that, let him pay; he dug his own grave! 💅
#drama #breakup #iPhoneSaga #petty AFI

Assistant: Output: Alright, so this guy went all out and snagged an iPhone for me, putting it on a payment plan under his own name. Freaking awesome, I thought! But fast forward a couple of months, and we’re done—relationship kaput. Now he’s coming at me like a debt collector, demanding I either return the phone or cover the rest of the cost. Are you kidding me? I’m bonded to this phone—it’s basically mine now!

😐 - Hand it over, it’s technically his.
👍 - Nah, let him eat the cost; he should’ve known better! 💅
#relationshipdrama #breakupblues #iPhoneObsession #savage

Caught a coworker I’ve known for ages red-handed, stealing petty crap from the office—nothing major, just small tech gadgets. The bastard’s been sneaking stuff under our noses. If I rat him out, he’s toast—fired on the spot, no question. If I keep my mouth shut, I’m basically an accomplice, and that gnaws at my guts. He knows I’ve figured it out; now he’s slinking around with this fake “buddy-buddy” bullshit, tossing me little bribes like I’m some cheap whore. I fucking despise this whole situation. What the hell do I do?

😐-Stay silent and stew in guilt
👍-Snitch and watch the fireworks
#officepolitics #betrayal #moralquandary #whattodo