**Tattoo Tribute to an Ex**

I met this jaw-dropping chick—stunning looks, fiery attitude, killer curves, and a rack that could stop traffic. Things were heating up fast, clothes coming off, and I’m thinking I’ve hit the jackpot. Then, bam, right under her boob, I spot a tattoo screaming “MISHA” in bold ink. I’m like, “Who the hell is that?” She casually drops, “Oh, my first love. Still the best I ever had, even if we’re not together anymore.”

I’m fucking floored but keep my cool… until I lift the other breast. Holy shit, there’s a full-on portrait of this Misha dude staring back at me! I damn near lost it, kicked her ass outta bed, and laid down the law: “Don’t even think about texting me till that ink’s gone.”
#exdrama #TattooRegret #wtf #redflag

So, this chick is all hyped up about getting matching tattoos, you know, some cheesy “symbol of our eternal love” bullshit.
We’ve barely been shacking up for 2 months, and she’s already dreaming of ink.
Her boyfriend’s tossing out the idea of slapping “Together” on their wrists like it’s no big deal, while I’m over here freaking the fuck out.
And get this—she’s already got enough tattoos to cover a damn billboard!
Then he’s got the audacity to say, “Hey, it’s not forever. Worst case, we laser that shit off.”
What kind of half-assed, wishy-washy attitude is that toward something supposed to be “timeless”?

Should I even say yes to this madness?

😐 - Sure, why not
👍 - Fuck no, hard pass
#TattooRegret #LoveAndInk #baddecisions #relationshipdrama