P18. I’m slinging drinks as a bartender, and in strut these pretentious, high-and-mighty chicks, demanding their fancy Piña Coladas like they own the damn bar. I didn’t rush to hand over their cocktails like some errand boy. Instead, with a savage yell, I stormed into the back room, making sure not to forget my little “special ingredient.” Let’s just say, when they got their drinks straight from the shaker, they were sipping on more than just coconut and rum—my personal touch was mixed in, if you catch my drift. 😈

And hell, these aren’t the first divas to get a tasty, protein-packed surprise in their cocktails. Plenty more have unknowingly savored my twisted hospitality!
#bartenderlife #darkhumor #twistedtales #savage

P17. First time spilling the tea on this shameful mess!
Alright, here’s the deal—I’m a bartender, slinging drinks and dealing with booze for a living. So, picture this: just another damn day behind the bar, thinking it’s gonna be the usual grind, when near closing time, two absolute wrecks stumble in. They’re slurring, “Hey, bro, hook us up with something better than the piss-water beer at the corner dive!” Now, I’m rocking long hair, a nose piercing, and some ink that’s got folks scratching their heads. While I’m mixing up a couple of double shots for these clowns, I overhear them whispering some shady shit. One dude mutters to the other, “We’ll down these and ditch this dumbass!” I didn’t think much of it at first—people talk smack like that as a joke all the time. The other guy even chimes in, “Nah, man, we’re just messing with ya!” But lo and behold, after they’re smashed, they start running their mouths, calling me a freak, saying trash like me doesn’t belong in this country. Fast forward, and now I’m in court for beating the hell outta two drunk assholes—one of ‘em got it real bad.

🤣 - They weren’t wrong, you’re a sucker!
👍 - You did what you had to, but damn, I feel for ya.
#barfight #bartenderlife #drunkdrama #justice