P18. I’m slinging drinks as a bartender, and in strut these pretentious, high-and-mighty chicks, demanding their fancy Piña Coladas like they own the damn bar. I didn’t rush to hand over their cocktails like some errand boy. Instead, with a savage yell, I stormed into the back room, making sure not to forget my little “special ingredient.” Let’s just say, when they got their drinks straight from the shaker, they were sipping on more than just coconut and rum—my personal touch was mixed in, if you catch my drift. 😈

And hell, these aren’t the first divas to get a tasty, protein-packed surprise in their cocktails. Plenty more have unknowingly savored my twisted hospitality!
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