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ShameStories
1 month ago
So, I splurged on a kickass bouquet for my girl's birthday—tomorrow’s the big day. Dropped a cool 10k on those blooms, ya know, to make her feel like a queen. Planned to roll up in the morning and hand them over with flair. Left the flowers chilling overnight in a bucket of water in the bathroom, thinking they’d stay fresh.

Fast forward to morning, I check on ‘em, and holy shit—disaster! My drunk-ass dad, in some fucked-up stupor, legit took a dump in the damn bucket. Petals drowning in crap, and he’s passed out cold, no clue why the hell he’d do this insanity. I’m pissed, but also kinda losing it laughing at the absurdity. 😡😂

Now I’m on a mission to scrub the literal shit outta these flowers, make ‘em presentable, and still surprise my girl. Fingers crossed I can pull off this stinking miracle, damn it!
#whathefuck #disaster #familydrama #birthdayfail
ShameStories
2 months ago
I surprised my girl on her birthday with a lush bouquet and a pair of dainty earrings. She gave them a cold, dismissive glance and snapped, “These earrings are trash. I wanted a ring with a dazzling stone. Do you even give a damn about me?”

👍 - Time to ditch this ungrateful chick.
😐 - Just get her the damn ring she’s whining for.
#ungrateful #relationshipdrama #birthdayfail #savage
ShameStories
3 months ago
Hey there, young bloods! Your 34-year-old grumpy grandpa here, dropping some wild tales!
So, when my lady asked, “Babe, what do you want for your birthday?” I straight-up demanded a moonshine still. Guess what day it is today? The big moment arrived, and instead of my boozy dream machine, she hands me a damn robot vacuum. Now, she’s prancing around the apartment, tailing this gizmo like a giddy kid, squealing every time it docks itself to recharge. Meanwhile, I’m plotting revenge—gonna surprise her on her birthday with that moonshine still I wanted. Hell yeah, I’ll be grinning like a fool, worshipping every sacred drop of that life-giving elixir as it trickles out!
#moonshinevibes #birthdayfail #grumpylife #boozedreams

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