Me and my buddy were chilling hard, roaming the streets, knocking back beers like there was no tomorrow. We linked up with some chicks, cruised around, and they dropped us off at my mate’s crib before bailing. Already half-wasted, we staggered into a dive bar that stays open till 3 a.m. for a serious top-up. Round after round, the bottles kept coming, and we were flying high—until everything went pitch black.

Next thing I know, I’m waking up at noon in some random-ass apartment, body aching like I’ve been hit by a truck, jaw swollen to hell. We grill the people there about what the fuck went down last night. Turns out, as the night was winding down, a pack of grizzled dudes over 40 rolled into the bar and started talking smack. Me and my boy, not ones to back down, challenged them to throw down with some sambo moves—y’know, we’re athletes, right? So, it’s a 3-on-2 brawl in the grass outside.

The damage? My jaw’s busted, and my buddy’s got a nasty arm fracture with displacement. Moral of the story, folks—lay off the booze, or you’ll end up a damn mess like us.
#drunkstories #brawl #epicfail #hangoverhell

I got into a nasty brawl with some punk from the neighborhood. He was older, built like a damn tank. Things escalated fast, and fists flew. I staggered home—lip smashed to hell, blood soaking through my shirt like a war wound.

My old man took one look at me and grunted:
- Toughen up, kid. Real men don’t cry.

Then he just fucked off to watch TV. After that day, I never called for him, no matter how deep the shit got.

Now he’s 60, diabetes is eating him alive, his leg’s rotting to shit, and he’s blowing up my phone every damn day. And I’m standing here, clueless on how to deal with this wreck of a man.

👍 - Step up. He’s your blood.
😐 - Stay cold. Keep your distance.
😢 - Throw it back at him. Let him figure his own mess out.
#familydrama #toughlove #hardlessons #brokenbonds

P22. Shit went down at the house party. Some half-drunk asshole rolled in, and as it turned out, he was itching for a fight.
Started harassing a chick, and I couldn’t just stand there like a coward. Had to step in. Things got ugly fast—a full-on brawl—and the bastard smashed my nose. Docs said I was damn lucky; a bit more force and the bone could’ve pierced my eye. Who the fuck knows what would’ve happened then, probably lights out for good.
Still can’t shake the thought: was I right to jump in, or did I just risk my neck for nothing? That girl I saved, though, she came to see me at the hospital. Ended up banging her right there in my private room a couple of times while I was recovering.

👍 - Hell yeah, worth it, that’s how you do it
😢 - Should’ve just called the cops and avoided playing hero
#streetjustice #partyfight #close call #riskitall

I've been dating this chick for half a year now, and lately, I’ve caught her hanging out way too much with some shady dude from her job. I confront her, like, "What the hell is this?" and she brushes it off with, "Chill, he’s just a friend, don’t flip out." Then yesterday, I swing by her workplace to pick her up, and what do I see? This creep has his arm around her waist, whispering sweet nothings in her ear like they’re in some damn romance flick. Should I storm over and start a freaking brawl right there, or play it cool and pretend I’m blind to this bullshit?

😐-Smash this guy’s face in
🤣-Give her a piece of my mind
👍-Just tell her to fuck off and dump her ass
#drama #cheating #relationshiphell #wtf

So, I recently dove headfirst into a damn brawl, stepping up for some dude who was getting squeezed by a couple of punks. I broke it up, took a solid punch to the face, but eventually, shit calmed down. Now, this guy’s glued to my ass like a lost puppy, acting like I owe him my soul or some crap. He’s camped out by my place, blowing up my phone, begging for help with random bullshit, as if I’m his goddamn “big bro” now. I didn’t sign up for this nonsense! Problem is, I can’t just tell him to fuck off—kinda feel bad for the poor bastard. What the hell do I do?

😐-ghost him
🤣-smash his face in
#drama #streetlife #loyalty #wtf