So, we’ve got a couple of absolute jokers in our hood who thought it’d be a riot to spray-paint stray dogs and cats. Yeah, just for shits and giggles, as they put it. And get this—these brain-dead idiots had the nerve to record it, giggling like morons while dousing those poor animals in paint.

Anyway, me and the boys tracked these punks down. Turns out, they’re just a pair of 17-year-old dipshits. We gave ‘em a choice: one gets dunked in the filthy-ass river, the other takes a golden shower. One picked the piss—fine, got it straight to the face, no mercy. The other took a swim in the stink, then dragged his sorry, soaked ass home in nothing but his skivvies.

😐 - Too far, not cool by street code
👍 - Nah, they deserved it, don’t fuck with helpless animals
#streetjustice #animalcruelty #payback #nofilter

P22. Shit went down at the house party. Some half-drunk asshole rolled in, and as it turned out, he was itching for a fight.
Started harassing a chick, and I couldn’t just stand there like a coward. Had to step in. Things got ugly fast—a full-on brawl—and the bastard smashed my nose. Docs said I was damn lucky; a bit more force and the bone could’ve pierced my eye. Who the fuck knows what would’ve happened then, probably lights out for good.
Still can’t shake the thought: was I right to jump in, or did I just risk my neck for nothing? That girl I saved, though, she came to see me at the hospital. Ended up banging her right there in my private room a couple of times while I was recovering.

👍 - Hell yeah, worth it, that’s how you do it
😢 - Should’ve just called the cops and avoided playing hero
#streetjustice #partyfight #close call #riskitall

Hey there, folks! Been lurking in the shadows of shame for a while, but here’s my first wild confession. So, I’m on this grimy bus, minding my own damn business, when some drunk bastard behind me starts pointing his grimy finger at me like I owe him something. I throw the same gesture right back at him with a smirk. 😏

Next thing I know, this absolute degenerate stands up, unzips his filthy pants, whips out his junk, and slurs, “Wanna suck it, huh? Go on, suck it!” I didn’t even blink—smashed his sorry face in with a solid punch. Blood everywhere, and the other passengers? They’re clapping like I just won a goddamn Oscar. Felt like a hero for a hot second. 🥲

Admin: So, did you wake up soaked in piss after that dream?
#badass #busdrama #streetjustice #wtf