Hey there, folks! Been lurking in the shadows of shame for a while, but here’s my first wild confession. So, I’m on this grimy bus, minding my own damn business, when some drunk bastard behind me starts pointing his grimy finger at me like I owe him something. I throw the same gesture right back at him with a smirk. 😏

Next thing I know, this absolute degenerate stands up, unzips his filthy pants, whips out his junk, and slurs, “Wanna suck it, huh? Go on, suck it!” I didn’t even blink—smashed his sorry face in with a solid punch. Blood everywhere, and the other passengers? They’re clapping like I just won a goddamn Oscar. Felt like a hero for a hot second. 🥲

Admin: So, did you wake up soaked in piss after that dream?
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