Just got back from the dentist, and they pumped me full of anesthetic—my entire face went numb, like I’d been slapped by a ghost. Stumbled out of there and dragged myself into a nearby café, craving a damn coffee. I flashed what I thought was a charming grin at the barista, only for her to recoil in sheer terror, like I was some kind of monster. Curious, I checked myself in the mirror—holy hell, my face was a drooling disaster, saliva coating everything, with a nasty string of spit dangling from my chin like some slimy snail trail.

Honestly, props to them for still serving me that coffee without puking on the counter!
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