My boyfriend keeps nagging me to lock eyes with him during blowjobs and certain sex positions, but damn, I just can’t do it! I’m shy as hell—yeah, we’ve been together for ages, but we only recently started getting down and dirty, plus he’s my first. On top of that, my eyesight is absolute garbage, like -7 bad. I can’t even make out his face, let alone figure out where the hell I’m supposed to stare!

😐 - Just tell him, girl.
🤣 - Screw it, gaze into the freaking void.
#relationshipstruggles #intimacyissues #badeyesight #awkwardmoments

Just got back from the dentist, and they pumped me full of anesthetic—my entire face went numb, like I’d been slapped by a ghost. Stumbled out of there and dragged myself into a nearby café, craving a damn coffee. I flashed what I thought was a charming grin at the barista, only for her to recoil in sheer terror, like I was some kind of monster. Curious, I checked myself in the mirror—holy hell, my face was a drooling disaster, saliva coating everything, with a nasty string of spit dangling from my chin like some slimy snail trail.

Honestly, props to them for still serving me that coffee without puking on the counter!
#dentistdisaster #awkwardmoments #droolmess #cringe