Rewritten Russian text translated to English:

A week back, I had a wild, fleeting fling with a hot MILF, probably around 30-32. We crossed paths in a sweaty club, knocked back a few cocktails, tore up the dance floor, and before I knew it, she was going down on me right in my car. Numbers exchanged, we planned to link up again in a couple of days. I dial her up, and she’s all casual, asking me to scoop her from work. Turns out, she’s on the force—yeah, a cop, as I later discovered. I roll up hyped for some action, park across from a bank, and notice a damn police station to the left. Didn’t think much of it until she struts out in full uniform, hops in my ride, and says, “Let’s head to my place.” We’re cruising, chatting about random bullshit, and I’m thinking, holy fuck, I’ve hit the jackpot—got myself some cop connections, even if it’s just a sergeant. Who gives a shit, right?

We pull up to her crib, sit there in awkward silence—one minute, two, three. I’m like, fuck this cop-spawning nonsense, so I blurt out, “Wanna invite me in for some… tea?” She lets out a heavy sigh, drops her head, and hits me with, “We need to stop this. I’m pregnant—by someone else. This was all a mistake.” Then boom, she swings the door open, steps out, and just walks off. Left me sitting there, dumbfounded, with a boner and no closure—call me “Andy with a hard pastry,” I guess.

Last night, at 2 a.m., she texts me outta nowhere: “Can we meet? Need to talk.” On one hand, she’s a damn fine MILF, sucks like a pro, and those police ties could come in handy. On the other, if I keep banging her, next thing I know, she’ll be begging me to play daddy to her little gremlin. What the hell do I do, folks?

🌭 - Keep smashing, but dodge the kid-raising drama
👍 - Tell her to fuck off
😐 - Take her and the kid, pros might outweigh the cons
#milfdrama #copconnection #unexpectedtwist #whatdoido

So, my mom’s friend has been hitting on me hard, even tossing me some spicy pics—nothing full-on explicit, but damn near close with her cleavage on full display and all that jazz. She’s 40, I’m just 20, and yeah, we made out at a birthday bash once. I figured it was just the booze talking, but now she’s hungry for more, and she ain’t shy about it.

Here’s the twist—she’s got a daughter who’s 19, and guess what? The girl’s got the hots for me too. I’m stuck in a wild dilemma, torn between the seasoned seductress and her young, eager offspring.

The MILF keeps luring me over with excuses like “fix my computer” or “help around the house,” and we all know where that leads—straight to some heated trouble.

🌭 - I’m going all in with the daughter
👍 - I’m diving deep with the mom
🤣 - Hell, why not take turns with both?
#forbiddenlust #milfdrama #lovetriangle #wildchoices