15 hours ago
Back when we were just acquaintances, I found myself chilling at this dude’s crib, not yet tangled in the messy web of romance. Before heading over, I popped some laxatives—big mistake. They hit me like a goddamn freight train, and I’m standing there in front of him, pants utterly wrecked, a total shitshow. I mean, I was mortified, drowning in my own disaster. The poor guy had to wait outside for a freaking hour while I scrubbed away my sins in his bathroom, trying to salvage some shred of dignity.
Here’s the wild twist, though—he wasn’t even fazed. Hell, turns out it kinda drew him in, like some twisted badge of honor for embracing the chaos. We ended up dating anyway, proving some folks are just wired for the weird.
#embarrassment #wtfmoment #crazylove #shitshow
Here’s the wild twist, though—he wasn’t even fazed. Hell, turns out it kinda drew him in, like some twisted badge of honor for embracing the chaos. We ended up dating anyway, proving some folks are just wired for the weird.
#embarrassment #wtfmoment #crazylove #shitshow
15 hours ago
My boyfriend’s parents are absolutely wild for each other, banging like rabbits with zero shame about it. They’re so open that they even slip my guy condoms they’ve bought themselves whenever we run low. Honestly, I can’t stop fantasizing about them going at it—imagining the positions, the raw passion... it gets me insanely hot. Is this kinda twisted or what? 😔
👍🏼— Hell yeah, why not?
🌭— Damn, you’re a freaky one.
#taboo #fantasy #nsfw #confession
👍🏼— Hell yeah, why not?
🌭— Damn, you’re a freaky one.
#taboo #fantasy #nsfw #confession
15 hours ago
2 days ago
Here’s the deal, folks… At first, it’s this savage, burning urge to bang a chick—you dive into the game, chase her down, and seal the deal. But the second you’ve hit it, poof, the thrill’s gone. You’re just waving her off, sending her packing with a “see ya.” Then, boom, the hunt’s back on, craving that next conquest to scratch the itch. It’s a wild rush of fresh vibes on one hand, but deep down, there’s this nagging pull for something steady. Problem is, nothing sticks, nothing grabs me.
I’ve already racked up over 130 names in my personal “fuck log.” Got a whole damn archive in the cloud with their pics—could practically map out Moscow, marking every district and zone where I’ve laid down my game with these ladies.
So, what’s the play here? Keep screwing around without a care in the world? Or should I actually try to hunt down “the one” and settle this restless beast?
#playerlife #hookups #relationshipstruggle #moscowmap
I’ve already racked up over 130 names in my personal “fuck log.” Got a whole damn archive in the cloud with their pics—could practically map out Moscow, marking every district and zone where I’ve laid down my game with these ladies.
So, what’s the play here? Keep screwing around without a care in the world? Or should I actually try to hunt down “the one” and settle this restless beast?
#playerlife #hookups #relationshipstruggle #moscowmap
2 days ago
Hey there, SHAMELESS CREW, me and my girl got a bit of a spicy debate going about post-toilet rituals. Word on the street is that just wiping your ass with some dry TP ain’t enough—you gotta either rinse that bad boy with water or at least hit it with a wet wipe to keep things fresh. So, we’re throwing this out to the wild crowd: how many of you are just casually wiping your behind with paper, and how many are straight-up cleaning it right after dropping a load? And nah, don’t gimme that “I showered last night” crap— I’m talking RIGHT AFTER you’re done on the throne.
👍 - Always wash my ass or use wet wipes right after
😐 - Stick to toilet paper or whatever’s handy to wipe with
#HygieneDebate #BathroomTalk #KeepItClean #NoShame
👍 - Always wash my ass or use wet wipes right after
😐 - Stick to toilet paper or whatever’s handy to wipe with
#HygieneDebate #BathroomTalk #KeepItClean #NoShame
2 days ago
Last night, I decided to spice things up with my girl and try a wild, unfamiliar position that I’d never dared before. Damn, it hit me hard—I got lost in the heat, thrusting fast and rough as hell. Then, out of nowhere, I see tears streaming down her face. But get this—she’s begging me not to stop, even through the sobs.
Once we were done, I gently pulled her close and asked what the fuck was up—was it pain, a cramp like before, or what? She wiped her eyes, took a shaky breath, and dropped a bombshell: those tears were for her ex. Turns out, this was *his* favorite position, and it hit her right in the feels.
#intense #bedroomdrama #unexpected #rawemotion
Once we were done, I gently pulled her close and asked what the fuck was up—was it pain, a cramp like before, or what? She wiped her eyes, took a shaky breath, and dropped a bombshell: those tears were for her ex. Turns out, this was *his* favorite position, and it hit her right in the feels.
#intense #bedroomdrama #unexpected #rawemotion
3 days ago
Here’s the wild predicament I’m stuck in: my girlfriend can’t sleep unless the damn lights are blazing like a freaking stadium. I haven’t had a proper night’s rest in two months, my eyes are burning from the relentless glare of that infernal lamp, but she just shrugs and says, “I’m scared of the dark, deal with it.”
What the hell am I supposed to do, folks?
😐 - Get a dim nightlight and sweet-talk her into using that instead of a bloody spotlight
👍 - Slap on an eye mask and pretend I’m a damn pirate just to get some shut-eye
😢 - Abandon ship and crash on the couch like a defeated man
#relationshipstruggles #sleeplessnights #lightphobia #helpme
What the hell am I supposed to do, folks?
😐 - Get a dim nightlight and sweet-talk her into using that instead of a bloody spotlight
👍 - Slap on an eye mask and pretend I’m a damn pirate just to get some shut-eye
😢 - Abandon ship and crash on the couch like a defeated man
#relationshipstruggles #sleeplessnights #lightphobia #helpme
3 days ago
A wild kid rolled into the dump of a school, sporting massive ear tunnels that could fit a damn truck. First day in, some savage classmates slapped a padlock through one of those gaping holes, snapped it shut, and flushed the key down the shitter with a wicked laugh. After that, the poor bastard vanished—poof, gone like a ghost in the night.
#prankgonewrong #earpiercing #savage #schoolbullies
#prankgonewrong #earpiercing #savage #schoolbullies
4 days ago
P24. Should you dive into a relationship with a chick who’s got a wild past, including threesomes with her bestie? She’s super uninhibited in the sack—think toys, lube, and all kinds of kinky shit. Or should you just hit it and keep things casual? She doesn’t come off as a slut though; she’s into fitness, doesn’t drink, and has a solid job.
🌭-Just fuck her, no strings attached
👍-Go ahead and date her
#relationships #sexlife #kinky #dilemma
🌭-Just fuck her, no strings attached
👍-Go ahead and date her
#relationships #sexlife #kinky #dilemma
5 days ago
Picture this: I was in 8th or 9th grade, stuck at school way past the bell, sweating it out in the gym with my crew, pushing our limits. By nightfall, the place was a ghost town—just a lone security guard chilling downstairs. No cameras back then, no tight leash, just pure, unfiltered freedom.
And then, two absolute legends—or total idiots, depending on your view—cooked up a plan so wild it could only come from teenage chaos. Why trek home to take a leak when you’ve got a whole damn school as your playground? The first genius struts into the bathroom, handles his business, and doesn’t even bother flushing. Nah, he takes it up a notch—wraps his masterpiece in a plastic bag and sets out on a personal vendetta. His target? The physics teacher’s door. Smears that nasty payload all over it like he’s painting a grudge in pure filth.
The second dude? He doesn’t even make it to the bathroom. He picks the grand lobby, zeroing in on a massive flower pot that once brightened the hallway. Now, it’s just a sad witness to a crime against decency, soaked in his “contribution.”
Come morning, the stench from that pot was a weapon of mass destruction. People didn’t just speed-walk past it—they held their breath like they were diving underwater, praying to survive the assault on their senses.
As for the door-smearing artist, well, karma’s a bitch. Someone snitched, or maybe he couldn’t keep his trap shut—either way, he got busted. Punishment? Scrubbing his own disgusting artwork off that door with his bare hands. Maybe it gave him a moment to reflect on life’s deeper meaning. But let’s be real—probably not.
#teenagechaos #schoolshenanigans #wtf #epicfail
And then, two absolute legends—or total idiots, depending on your view—cooked up a plan so wild it could only come from teenage chaos. Why trek home to take a leak when you’ve got a whole damn school as your playground? The first genius struts into the bathroom, handles his business, and doesn’t even bother flushing. Nah, he takes it up a notch—wraps his masterpiece in a plastic bag and sets out on a personal vendetta. His target? The physics teacher’s door. Smears that nasty payload all over it like he’s painting a grudge in pure filth.
The second dude? He doesn’t even make it to the bathroom. He picks the grand lobby, zeroing in on a massive flower pot that once brightened the hallway. Now, it’s just a sad witness to a crime against decency, soaked in his “contribution.”
Come morning, the stench from that pot was a weapon of mass destruction. People didn’t just speed-walk past it—they held their breath like they were diving underwater, praying to survive the assault on their senses.
As for the door-smearing artist, well, karma’s a bitch. Someone snitched, or maybe he couldn’t keep his trap shut—either way, he got busted. Punishment? Scrubbing his own disgusting artwork off that door with his bare hands. Maybe it gave him a moment to reflect on life’s deeper meaning. But let’s be real—probably not.
#teenagechaos #schoolshenanigans #wtf #epicfail
5 days ago
Here we go again, diving headfirst into disgrace! Another wild tale about that infamous skank Natasha from Volgograd, who’s screwing around while her poor boyfriend’s off serving in the army. This time, the shameless tramp was caught giving head in a mall bathroom just to snag some cheap dress. Damn, Temych, ditch this trash already! You’re strutting around like a clueless stag with antlers, thinking your whore is loyal, but screw that delusional bullshit! 🤣
#drama #cheater #scandal #wtf
#drama #cheater #scandal #wtf
6 days ago
Hey, everyone!
I threw out a wild idea as a joke, suggesting to my boyfriend that we order a call girl for some fun. To my shock, he didn’t even flinch—just nodded and started browsing options like he was picking out a damn pizza. My stomach churned with unease as I watched him scroll. Then, out of nowhere, he laughed it off with a casual “Nah, just kidding.” Now I’m stuck wondering what the hell to make of this. What’s your take?
👍 - He’s just messing around, matching my vibe.
🌭 - He was dead serious but chickened out, scared of the fallout.
#relationshipdrama #trustissues #wtf #mindgames
I threw out a wild idea as a joke, suggesting to my boyfriend that we order a call girl for some fun. To my shock, he didn’t even flinch—just nodded and started browsing options like he was picking out a damn pizza. My stomach churned with unease as I watched him scroll. Then, out of nowhere, he laughed it off with a casual “Nah, just kidding.” Now I’m stuck wondering what the hell to make of this. What’s your take?
👍 - He’s just messing around, matching my vibe.
🌭 - He was dead serious but chickened out, scared of the fallout.
#relationshipdrama #trustissues #wtf #mindgames
7 days ago
Today, I witnessed a damn wild scene—a grimy homeless dude squatting in the bushes, taking a massive dump right into a plastic bag. With that stinking bundle of filth slung over his shoulder like a trophy, he strutted straight toward the nearest "Magnit" store. Bold as hell, he marched in, planted his nasty little bomb in a locker, slammed it shut, locked it tight, and strolled out with the key in hand like he owned the place.
#wtf #gross #publicnuisance #shocking
#wtf #gross #publicnuisance #shocking
7 days ago
My buddy shipped his grandpa off to a nursing home, but not before snatching the old man’s apartment deed. Now he’s throwing wild parties, getting smashed, and living like he’s invincible, as if his soul’s on loan. Then he’s got the nerve to lecture me, saying, “Why the hell are you still babysitting your grandma?” (Thing is, she’s been battling cancer, and I’ve been by her side for three damn years, doing whatever I can.) So, am I in the wrong here, when this so-called friend is screaming, “Screw it, man, she’s already lived her life, she’s 84, let it go!”
😐 - Friend’s got a point
👍 - Friend’s a total scumbag
#loyalty #familyfirst #heartless #moraldilemma
😐 - Friend’s got a point
👍 - Friend’s a total scumbag
#loyalty #familyfirst #heartless #moraldilemma
8 days ago
So, my chick dropped a bombshell on me, pushing for these so-called "open relationships." She laid it out raw: "Our love is ours, we share the household grind, but banging others on the side? Totally cool." I’m fucking floored, man, no clue how to even process this shit.
What the hell do I do, folks? This is some next-level messed-up drama. And get this—I'm the one shelling out most of the cash for groceries and rent, while she barely lifts a finger, cleaning once in a blue moon and throwing together a meal when she feels like it.
🌭 - Roll with it and see where this wild ride goes
👍 - Cut ties and get the hell out
😐 - Sit her ass down for a serious talk and lay down some hard-ass boundaries
#relationshipdrama #openrelationship #wtf #mindblown
What the hell do I do, folks? This is some next-level messed-up drama. And get this—I'm the one shelling out most of the cash for groceries and rent, while she barely lifts a finger, cleaning once in a blue moon and throwing together a meal when she feels like it.
🌭 - Roll with it and see where this wild ride goes
👍 - Cut ties and get the hell out
😐 - Sit her ass down for a serious talk and lay down some hard-ass boundaries
#relationshipdrama #openrelationship #wtf #mindblown
9 days ago
Just a week ago, I had a wild encounter—a stunning chick came onto me hard!
She’s a total knockout: gorgeous face, killer body, blonde locks, and not a complete airhead either.
Basically, a damn fine catch. She straight-up propositioned me for no-strings-attached sex, no bullshit like flowers, movies, or dates—just raw action at her place.
But here’s the kicker: turns out she’s my buddy’s girl, been with his best mate for 2.5 years, and they’ve got a wedding on the horizon.
I’ve got a strict code—don’t mess with taken women.
🌭- Spill the beans to my friend, wedding’s off, and I’ll hit it.
😐- Break my own damn rule.
👍- Screw this skank, ditch her ass.
#drama #cheating #temptation #moraldilemma
She’s a total knockout: gorgeous face, killer body, blonde locks, and not a complete airhead either.
Basically, a damn fine catch. She straight-up propositioned me for no-strings-attached sex, no bullshit like flowers, movies, or dates—just raw action at her place.
But here’s the kicker: turns out she’s my buddy’s girl, been with his best mate for 2.5 years, and they’ve got a wedding on the horizon.
I’ve got a strict code—don’t mess with taken women.
🌭- Spill the beans to my friend, wedding’s off, and I’ll hit it.
😐- Break my own damn rule.
👍- Screw this skank, ditch her ass.
#drama #cheating #temptation #moraldilemma
9 days ago
I’m slaving away in a pawnshop, and man, the younger crowd has this wild trend of pawning off their damn phones for quick cash. But here’s the twisted kicker—they don’t even bother wiping their devices clean before handing them over, probably thinking they’ll snag ‘em back in no time.
So, guess who gets stuck scrubbing through their filthy digital lives? Yours truly. And let me tell you, it’s screwing with my head, folks. There’s this one regular dude—looks like a total normie on the outside, but holy hell, he’s a straight-up creep. Guy’s got a hidden stash of pics where he’s jacking off over his girlfriend while she’s passed out cold. Bet she has no freaking clue, and damn, he’s literally hovering over her with his junk out… and there are hundreds of these sick snaps.
Listen up, peeps—if you ever think of using a pawnshop, do yourself a solid and nuke your gallery first. Trust me, this shit’s beyond messed up. 🤢
#pawnshopnightmares #creepyfinds #wtf #privacyfail
So, guess who gets stuck scrubbing through their filthy digital lives? Yours truly. And let me tell you, it’s screwing with my head, folks. There’s this one regular dude—looks like a total normie on the outside, but holy hell, he’s a straight-up creep. Guy’s got a hidden stash of pics where he’s jacking off over his girlfriend while she’s passed out cold. Bet she has no freaking clue, and damn, he’s literally hovering over her with his junk out… and there are hundreds of these sick snaps.
Listen up, peeps—if you ever think of using a pawnshop, do yourself a solid and nuke your gallery first. Trust me, this shit’s beyond messed up. 🤢
#pawnshopnightmares #creepyfinds #wtf #privacyfail
9 days ago
My buddy P22 decided to dive into the shady courier gig—you know exactly what kind I’m talking about. I tried to talk him out of it, but he’s stubborn as hell, claiming he desperately needs the cash. And for what, you ask? Well, fuck, he’s got this wild dream of ditching everything and partying his ass off across Southeast Asia—think Thailand, Indonesia, the whole damn vibe. Anyway, he’s been at it for a week now, says he’ll quit soon... but come on, folks, help me drag his sorry ass out of this mess before it’s too late.
😐 - Eh, it’s not the worst idea, why stop him?
👍 - If he keeps this up, he’s headed straight for the slammer.
#shadybusiness #riskylife #southeastasia #baddecisions
😐 - Eh, it’s not the worst idea, why stop him?
👍 - If he keeps this up, he’s headed straight for the slammer.
#shadybusiness #riskylife #southeastasia #baddecisions
9 days ago
Here's the wild tale of some eighth-grade troublemakers, the kind of girls who strutted around with makeup slapped on like war paint and outfits screaming for attention. They’d shamelessly flirt and pester everyone in sight, but that’s not even the main event. One day, the principal lost her damn mind, roared at them to scrub off their clown faces. Water didn’t do jack, and guess what? No tissues in sight (and asking for help? Nah, too dumb for that). So, these geniuses decided to wipe their smug little mugs with a filthy floor rag, still dripping wet from mopping up God-knows-what.
Fast forward to the school assembly, and they got roasted in front of everyone. But the kicker? Later, we found out my classmate had pissed all over that exact rag. Absolute chaos! 🤣
#schoolscandal #epicfail #grossout #wtf
Fast forward to the school assembly, and they got roasted in front of everyone. But the kicker? Later, we found out my classmate had pissed all over that exact rag. Absolute chaos! 🤣
#schoolscandal #epicfail #grossout #wtf
10 days ago
Here I am, chilling on my balcony, puffing on a cigarette, lost in my own damn thoughts. Out of the corner of my eye, I catch some wild movement. I whip my head around and—holy shit—there in the window of the building next door, some dude is straight-up pounding his lady right against the glass. I couldn’t help but crack a huge grin, gave her a cheeky wave just for shits and giggles, and guess what? She waves back, not missing a single thrust. What a pair of absolute legends—think it’s time to make some new friends!
#neighbors #nsfw #wildlife #unexpected
#neighbors #nsfw #wildlife #unexpected
10 days ago
Back in the day, there was this chick from my class living next door. We barely exchanged a word back then. But when I moved away for studies, shit got real—we started spilling our guts about everything, diving deep into the freaky stuff that gets us going, like wild fetishes and kinky fantasies. So, we made this dirty little pact: when I roll back into town, we’re gonna fuck like there’s no tomorrow. And damn, her body? Pure fire.
Guess what fucking happened next? A week before I was set to show up, I got myself a girlfriend. But, holy shit, it’s been ages, and I’m still itching to bang this old flame. What the hell do I do with this mess?
👍- Screw it, just enjoy the relationship and chill
🌭- Close the damn chapter and smash her already
🤣- Bro, you’ve lost your damn mind🫵
#lust #temptation #drama #wtf
Guess what fucking happened next? A week before I was set to show up, I got myself a girlfriend. But, holy shit, it’s been ages, and I’m still itching to bang this old flame. What the hell do I do with this mess?
👍- Screw it, just enjoy the relationship and chill
🌭- Close the damn chapter and smash her already
🤣- Bro, you’ve lost your damn mind🫵
#lust #temptation #drama #wtf
11 days ago
D23. Hey there! So, I’ve got a boyfriend, and here’s the wild-ass story of how shit went down. We were chilling with some Tuvans—y’know, those hardcore motherfuckers who don’t mess around. Anyway, we were partying hard by the lake, grilling up a storm with some shashlik. Hours later, I find out I’ve been scarfing down goddamn fried dog meat, not lamb like they told me. And guess what? My boyfriend fuckin’ knew all along...
😐-Eh, whatever, no big deal
👍-Dump his sorry ass
#cultureclash #wtf #foodshock #relationshipdrama
😐-Eh, whatever, no big deal
👍-Dump his sorry ass
#cultureclash #wtf #foodshock #relationshipdrama
11 days ago
So, after a grueling day at work, my crew and I decided to blow off some steam and hit up a wild party at this sprawling countryside mansion. The vibes were electric—booze flowing like a damn river, bodies grinding on the dance floor, pure chaos in the best way. But then, shit hit the fan. Our mutual friend, this chick who’s supposedly waiting for her soldier boyfriend to come back from duty, got completely trashed and vanished into the shadows with some random dude.
Curiosity—and yeah, a bit of righteous fury—got the better of me. I tracked them down, only to find them in a spare room, already half-naked and tangled up like they were auditioning for a damn porn flick. I gave it a hot second, then stormed in like a bull, tossed the guy out on his sorry ass, and smacked some sense into her with a sharp slap. I laid it out cold: “You better beg for forgiveness from your man, or when he’s back, I’ll spill every filthy detail myself.”
I get it, I could nuke her relationship by opening my mouth. Hell, I probably won’t say a word in the end. But damn, I feel for the guy. If she’s pulling this kind of betrayal now, who’s to say she won’t do it again? Loyalty’s a rare fucking gem, and she’s tossing it in the dirt.
#betrayal #partyfail #drama #loyalty
Curiosity—and yeah, a bit of righteous fury—got the better of me. I tracked them down, only to find them in a spare room, already half-naked and tangled up like they were auditioning for a damn porn flick. I gave it a hot second, then stormed in like a bull, tossed the guy out on his sorry ass, and smacked some sense into her with a sharp slap. I laid it out cold: “You better beg for forgiveness from your man, or when he’s back, I’ll spill every filthy detail myself.”
I get it, I could nuke her relationship by opening my mouth. Hell, I probably won’t say a word in the end. But damn, I feel for the guy. If she’s pulling this kind of betrayal now, who’s to say she won’t do it again? Loyalty’s a rare fucking gem, and she’s tossing it in the dirt.
#betrayal #partyfail #drama #loyalty
12 days ago
A wild confession about a shitty situation in a hospital bathroom
Back in 7th grade, I found myself in a dire predicament while taking a massive dump in a hospital. No toilet paper in sight, and I wasn’t about to leave my masterpiece unwiped. Thinking on my feet, I snatched a grimy rag dangling from the janitor’s drying rack near the radiator in the john. I smeared a glorious streak of filth on it, then hung it back up, crap-side facing the heater. Soon enough, the stench hit like a freight train, and the poor cleaning lady was cursing up a storm when she caught a whiff.
Still burns me with shame to this day. 😢
#epicfail #bathroomdisaster #cringemoment #shameless
Back in 7th grade, I found myself in a dire predicament while taking a massive dump in a hospital. No toilet paper in sight, and I wasn’t about to leave my masterpiece unwiped. Thinking on my feet, I snatched a grimy rag dangling from the janitor’s drying rack near the radiator in the john. I smeared a glorious streak of filth on it, then hung it back up, crap-side facing the heater. Soon enough, the stench hit like a freight train, and the poor cleaning lady was cursing up a storm when she caught a whiff.
Still burns me with shame to this day. 😢
#epicfail #bathroomdisaster #cringemoment #shameless
14 days ago
Hey there, shame central! I’m stuck in a wild mess—I’ve been chatting up two chicks at the same time, both 20 years old. One’s straight-up sending me spicy nudes and basically begging for a romp in the sheets, no strings attached. Meanwhile, the other girl? She’s a goddamn angel—sweet, kind, with a heart of gold. I’m head over heels for her, and she’s just as crazy about me. But here’s the kicker: I’m torn as hell. Who do I pick?
🌭 - Go for the hot and heavy one
👍 - Stick with the sweetheart
🤣 - Screw it, just stick to solo action
#lovetriangle #dilemma #heartvsheat #whatdoido
🌭 - Go for the hot and heavy one
👍 - Stick with the sweetheart
🤣 - Screw it, just stick to solo action
#lovetriangle #dilemma #heartvsheat #whatdoido
14 days ago
In our region, they've cooked up a wild KPI for pregnancies: by the end of 2025, they want 150 schoolgirls and college chicks knocked up, and the numbers just keep climbing. Hell, I’ve already done my part—this summer, I got two babes pregnant. Guess you could say I’m single-handedly screwing this plan into action! 😜
Shoutout from OREL, baby!
#wildplans #pregnancygoals #savage #orel
Shoutout from OREL, baby!
#wildplans #pregnancygoals #savage #orel
16 days ago
Met this chick at a wild house party, ended up banging her brains out.
A month later, she hits me up with a bombshell: "I’m knocked up."
I’m fucking floored, but whatever, if it’s true, we’ll figure this shit out.
Another month drags by, and I get a damn call from the courthouse.
Turns out, this girl slapped me with a child support claim, naming me as the daddy.
And get this—DNA test? "Not required" until the court drama kicks off.
Meanwhile, my bank account’s already frozen, what the actual fuck!
I screwed her just once, wrapped up tight in a rubber, and now I’m shelling out cash for some kid that probably ain’t even mine,
waiting for the slow-ass court to pull its head out of its ass and make a ruling.
Word of advice, brothers—don’t stick it in these shady hoes, or you’ll regret it hard. 😡
#drama #childsupport #screwed #wtf
A month later, she hits me up with a bombshell: "I’m knocked up."
I’m fucking floored, but whatever, if it’s true, we’ll figure this shit out.
Another month drags by, and I get a damn call from the courthouse.
Turns out, this girl slapped me with a child support claim, naming me as the daddy.
And get this—DNA test? "Not required" until the court drama kicks off.
Meanwhile, my bank account’s already frozen, what the actual fuck!
I screwed her just once, wrapped up tight in a rubber, and now I’m shelling out cash for some kid that probably ain’t even mine,
waiting for the slow-ass court to pull its head out of its ass and make a ruling.
Word of advice, brothers—don’t stick it in these shady hoes, or you’ll regret it hard. 😡
#drama #childsupport #screwed #wtf
17 days ago
One wild night at a house party, my buddy scored with this chick, and they sneaked off to a quiet corner for some action. She got down to business, taking him in her mouth, but here’s the kicker—dude hadn’t showered in two damn days. The moment she tasted that unwashed mess, her gag reflex kicked in hard, and she straight-up puked all over his junk. What a revolting disaster!
#nasty #partyfail #grossout #wtfmoment
#nasty #partyfail #grossout #wtfmoment
19 days ago
My girl went down for a freaking labubu, straight-up saying, "Screw it, 10 minutes of work and I don’t gotta shell out cash." Damn, got me thinking hard about some wild choices! 🤣
🌭 - Take that sucker like a champ
👍 - Don’t be a cheap hoe, why the hell you need this trash anyway?
#wildlife #boldmoves #nojudgment #wtf
🌭 - Take that sucker like a champ
👍 - Don’t be a cheap hoe, why the hell you need this trash anyway?
#wildlife #boldmoves #nojudgment #wtf
19 days ago
Greetings from Tura, folks! We've got a wild one here, a woman whose nether regions ain’t just a gateway—they’re a damn interdimensional rift! She can handle a whole squad of ten rods at once without breaking a sweat. This chick beds married men like it’s her day job, then plays hide-and-seek with their raging wives, smirking all the way. 😜 She fakes innocence like a lamb, but honey, the wool’s pulled over nobody’s eyes.
Self-care? Nah, she’s allergic to it. Struts around reeking of neglect, with last week’s dinner crumbs rotting under her rolls. Her eyebrows? Sketched on with the stingiest pencil, thin as a damn broomstick. Ugly as sin, a straight-up hideous beast—yo, this shoutout’s for you, darling! 👋
#smalltowndrama #savagegossip #wildstories #nofilter
Self-care? Nah, she’s allergic to it. Struts around reeking of neglect, with last week’s dinner crumbs rotting under her rolls. Her eyebrows? Sketched on with the stingiest pencil, thin as a damn broomstick. Ugly as sin, a straight-up hideous beast—yo, this shoutout’s for you, darling! 👋
#smalltowndrama #savagegossip #wildstories #nofilter
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