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In the gym, there’s this asshole who hogs the equipment, scrolling on his phone for a solid 15 minutes like he owns the place.
I finally had enough and called him out, “Hey, bro, mind not camping on the machines?”
He sneered back with a “Fuck off, prick.”
Well, that was it—I slammed a brutal kick right into his chest.
Next thing I know, they’re threatening to revoke my membership, but I sweet-talked my way out of it, barely.
#gymrage #dontmesswithme #kickass #drama

So, I splurged on a kickass bouquet for my girl's birthday—tomorrow’s the big day. Dropped a cool 10k on those blooms, ya know, to make her feel like a queen. Planned to roll up in the morning and hand them over with flair. Left the flowers chilling overnight in a bucket of water in the bathroom, thinking they’d stay fresh.

Fast forward to morning, I check on ‘em, and holy shit—disaster! My drunk-ass dad, in some fucked-up stupor, legit took a dump in the damn bucket. Petals drowning in crap, and he’s passed out cold, no clue why the hell he’d do this insanity. I’m pissed, but also kinda losing it laughing at the absurdity. 😡😂

Now I’m on a mission to scrub the literal shit outta these flowers, make ‘em presentable, and still surprise my girl. Fingers crossed I can pull off this stinking miracle, damn it!
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I've got a sister, and let me tell you, her story’s a damn rollercoaster. She was dating this guy—total catch, ripped from hitting the gym, family-oriented, solid job as a coder, killer sense of humor, just an all-around golden dude. Time rolls by, he pops the question, she says yes, and they throw a kickass wedding.

Fast forward a couple of months, and boom—she’s cheating on him with some 41-year-old beer-bellied Neanderthal. This creep’s already hitched with two kids, mind you. And my sister? She’s got the audacity to justify it, saying this loser is a “real man, a total alpha,” while her husband’s just a “little boy, a spineless wimp.”

What’s your take on this hot mess?
😐 - It’s all good, don’t sweat it
👍 - My sister’s completely lost her damn mind
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