Here’s the wild predicament I’m stuck in: my girlfriend can’t sleep unless the damn lights are blazing like a freaking stadium. I haven’t had a proper night’s rest in two months, my eyes are burning from the relentless glare of that infernal lamp, but she just shrugs and says, “I’m scared of the dark, deal with it.”
What the hell am I supposed to do, folks?

😐 - Get a dim nightlight and sweet-talk her into using that instead of a bloody spotlight
👍 - Slap on an eye mask and pretend I’m a damn pirate just to get some shut-eye
😢 - Abandon ship and crash on the couch like a defeated man
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