Rewritten Russian text translated to English:

A week back, I had a wild, fleeting fling with a hot MILF, probably around 30-32. We crossed paths in a sweaty club, knocked back a few cocktails, tore up the dance floor, and before I knew it, she was going down on me right in my car. Numbers exchanged, we planned to link up again in a couple of days. I dial her up, and she’s all casual, asking me to scoop her from work. Turns out, she’s on the force—yeah, a cop, as I later discovered. I roll up hyped for some action, park across from a bank, and notice a damn police station to the left. Didn’t think much of it until she struts out in full uniform, hops in my ride, and says, “Let’s head to my place.” We’re cruising, chatting about random bullshit, and I’m thinking, holy fuck, I’ve hit the jackpot—got myself some cop connections, even if it’s just a sergeant. Who gives a shit, right?

We pull up to her crib, sit there in awkward silence—one minute, two, three. I’m like, fuck this cop-spawning nonsense, so I blurt out, “Wanna invite me in for some… tea?” She lets out a heavy sigh, drops her head, and hits me with, “We need to stop this. I’m pregnant—by someone else. This was all a mistake.” Then boom, she swings the door open, steps out, and just walks off. Left me sitting there, dumbfounded, with a boner and no closure—call me “Andy with a hard pastry,” I guess.

Last night, at 2 a.m., she texts me outta nowhere: “Can we meet? Need to talk.” On one hand, she’s a damn fine MILF, sucks like a pro, and those police ties could come in handy. On the other, if I keep banging her, next thing I know, she’ll be begging me to play daddy to her little gremlin. What the hell do I do, folks?

🌭 - Keep smashing, but dodge the kid-raising drama
👍 - Tell her to fuck off
😐 - Take her and the kid, pros might outweigh the cons
#milfdrama #copconnection #unexpectedtwist #whatdoido

So, my girl ain’t putting out, straight-up telling me, “I don’t feel the need right now, and honestly, I’m not even that into it. I’m cool with just getting eaten out.” Meanwhile, I’m over here, fucking desperate to get laid, practically climbing the walls. She hit me with the classic, “As soon as I’m in the mood, I’ll let you know,” but if we’re digging into the past, our first time left her with a damn UTI, and she’s like, “Hell no, I’m not risking that shit again.”

Then she had the audacity to suggest I go buy myself a fucking rubber pussy. Man, that’s just weird as hell to me, feels like some creepy loser shit. So, help me out, folks—what’s the move here?

👍🏻 - Order the damn toy and get some relief
😐 - Keep waiting for her to come around while jerking off in the meantime
#relationshipdrama #sexfrustration #nsfw #whatdoido

Hey there, shame central! I’m stuck in a wild mess—I’ve been chatting up two chicks at the same time, both 20 years old. One’s straight-up sending me spicy nudes and basically begging for a romp in the sheets, no strings attached. Meanwhile, the other girl? She’s a goddamn angel—sweet, kind, with a heart of gold. I’m head over heels for her, and she’s just as crazy about me. But here’s the kicker: I’m torn as hell. Who do I pick?

🌭 - Go for the hot and heavy one
👍 - Stick with the sweetheart
🤣 - Screw it, just stick to solo action
#lovetriangle #dilemma #heartvsheat #whatdoido

Hey, folks, listen up to this wild ride! I’ve been shacked up with my chick for a solid 7 years. Then, outta nowhere, I find out she’s been hitting the casino hard and blew through 500 grand. I let it slide, we moved on, even tied the damn knot. But hold on—fast forward a year after the wedding, and she drops a fuckin’ bombshell: she gambled away 4 million! Three mil in loans and another mil owed to buddies. I’m sitting here, totally lost on what the hell to do. Part of me wants to kick her ass to the curb, but damn, I feel bad—her life’s gonna crash and burn without me.

What’s the move here?
😐 - Stick it out, grind through the debts together
👍 - Tell her to fuck off and deal with her mess
#relationshipdrama #gamblingaddiction #financialruin #whatdoido