Shame on my buddy for being so damn desperate to lose his virginity that he stooped to the lowest of lows. This dude, rejected by everyone, decided to proposition a homeless chick for a quick screw in exchange for a pack of smokes and a bottle of cheap vodka. He’s got the nerve to say, “Yo, she’s only 37, showed me her ID, total MILF material.”
Meanwhile, this so-called “MILF” looks like she’s been rode hard and put away wet—more like 60, if we’re being real.
#desperate #wtf #cringe #noshaming