**Lady’s Man**

My little bro, the ultimate wannabe stud, would beg me every night to claw up his back like some wildcat in heat, just so he could strut into school bragging about his “steamy night.” Paid me cold hard cash for the favor, too. I’d even throw in some hickeys at double the rate, letting him parade around like a teenage Casanova. The real kicker? This kid’s just in 7th grade, and I’m sitting here wondering who the hell even bought his bullshit. Word somehow got to the teachers, and boom, straight to our parents. Now, he’s locked down under house arrest, pleading with me to spill the beans to Mom and Dad about the scam. But nah, I’m keeping my lips sealed, watching this drama unfold with a smirk.
#teenDrama #fakeItTillYouMakeIt #familyChaos #siblingSecrets

My buddy’s girl got screwed over by a traffic cop

So, I’ve got this friend, right? She was hauling ass down the road, way over the speed limit, when a cop pulled her over. Shit hit the fan real quick—they threatened to yank her license, total fucking scam. But get this, instead of a ticket, she ended up losing her backdoor virginity right there in the damn patrol car!
She told me it was insanely hot, got her all revved up, especially with the dude in uniform rocking that ridiculous reflective vest like some kind of kinky superhero.
#wildstories #trafficcop #kinkyuniform #nsfw

P20. Alright, here’s the wild tale, so we were chilling with the boys in a steamy sauna, completely hammered, and somehow got the brilliant idea to call up some escorts. We ended up scamming one of the dudes into dropping 24k as a so-called deposit, even though we tried to talk his drunk ass out of it—but nah, he wired the cash anyway.

Here’s the kicker: we actually pulled it off. Two chicks showed up, but damn, one was ancient, and the other was a straight-up 130-kg beast.

Moral of the story? Hell, there ain’t one!
#wildnight #saunachaos #scamgonewrong #whatjusthappened

I keep seeing these old folks getting screwed out of mind-blowing millions. What the hell, are our retirees living like goddamn kings or something?! 20 million, 40 million, and so on, some 80-year-old grandpa, for fuck’s sake. On one hand, I’m like, where the hell do these idiots even get that kind of cash, selling their apartments and wiring money to who-the-fuck-knows-where. On the other hand, I’m thinking, maybe I should just find myself a loaded granny and snag a fat inheritance, haha!
#scam #retirees #millionaires # InheritanceHustle

I’m hustling in the delivery game, grinding hard. This chick snatches her order, then has the audacity to hit me up on the app claiming, “Yo, nothing showed up!”—and scams a refund. Boom, my cash gets docked. What the hell do I do?

😐 - Just swallow the L, chalk it up to the game, and move on?
👍 - Roll back to her spot and take a damn dump right on her doorstep for the disrespect.
#deliverydrama #scammeralert #pettyrevenge #screwthis

My brother’s gone full-on snake oil salesman, hawking absolute rubbish like "miracle cures" and "enchanted talismans."
He’s shamelessly pushing this crap on our family, targeting the elderly with his slick charm and silver tongue.
People are eating it up, hook, line, and sinker.
I know it’s a damn scam, pure and simple.
He just smirks and says, “It’s business, stay out of it.”
But deep down, I can’t shake the feeling he’s preying on their trust for a quick buck.
What the hell do I do—keep my mouth shut or blow the lid off this con?

😢 - Join the hustle and cash in with him
👍 - Expose the bastard
#scamalert #familydrama #snakeoil #trustissues