Seed on the Ceiling

I lent my ride to a buddy to cruise around with some chick. Thought, hell, why not? We’ve been tight since we were kids. But damn, I got the car back and it’s a freaking biohazard! The back seat is smeared with period blood and what smells like piss, while the ceiling and seats are crusted with dried jizz🤣 You might crack up at this mess, but my boy’s playing dumb and refusing to cough up cash for a deep clean. You absolute dickwad, Vitaly!
#disgusting #brofail #carmageddon #wtf

Picture this: I was in 8th or 9th grade, stuck at school way past the bell, sweating it out in the gym with my crew, pushing our limits. By nightfall, the place was a ghost town—just a lone security guard chilling downstairs. No cameras back then, no tight leash, just pure, unfiltered freedom.

And then, two absolute legends—or total idiots, depending on your view—cooked up a plan so wild it could only come from teenage chaos. Why trek home to take a leak when you’ve got a whole damn school as your playground? The first genius struts into the bathroom, handles his business, and doesn’t even bother flushing. Nah, he takes it up a notch—wraps his masterpiece in a plastic bag and sets out on a personal vendetta. His target? The physics teacher’s door. Smears that nasty payload all over it like he’s painting a grudge in pure filth.

The second dude? He doesn’t even make it to the bathroom. He picks the grand lobby, zeroing in on a massive flower pot that once brightened the hallway. Now, it’s just a sad witness to a crime against decency, soaked in his “contribution.”

Come morning, the stench from that pot was a weapon of mass destruction. People didn’t just speed-walk past it—they held their breath like they were diving underwater, praying to survive the assault on their senses.

As for the door-smearing artist, well, karma’s a bitch. Someone snitched, or maybe he couldn’t keep his trap shut—either way, he got busted. Punishment? Scrubbing his own disgusting artwork off that door with his bare hands. Maybe it gave him a moment to reflect on life’s deeper meaning. But let’s be real—probably not.
#teenagechaos #schoolshenanigans #wtf #epicfail

Back in our first year, my guy and I slung plates as waiters in this little joint. The owner’s buddy was a real piece of work—missing the damn toilet, squatting in the place for hours after closing, and leaving behind a freaking war zone of filth. We weren’t about to just suck it up, so we cooked up some sweet revenge for this bastard.

It started off tame, just a little snot in his grub and spit in his drink. But oh, it escalated fast. My man straight-up tossed some literal shit into his salad and smeared dick cheese into the frothy coffee foam. And guess what? The dude wolfed it down without so much as a flinch. This sick game went on for damn near a year, and every time, we had to bite our tongues to keep from cracking up at the disgusting spectacle.

😢 - Man, you two are straight-up monsters
👍 - Fucker had it coming, total jackass
#revenge #grossout #sickpranks #wtf

I’m an obstetrician working the intake desk at a maternity hospital, and let me tell you, I’ve seen some wild shit. One day, an ambulance rolled in with this absolute trainwreck of a woman—drunk off her ass, bleeding everywhere, and zero medical history on file. Turns out, she wasn’t just hemorrhaging; she was in full-blown labor! We didn’t even make it to the delivery room. This lady popped out a baby right there in the goddamn elevator, surrounded by metal walls and the stench of booze. And get this—after all that chaos, she straight-up abandoned the little boy. Said she had no clue who the father was, already had four kids at home, and couldn’t be bothered with another. Disgusting. People like her are a fucking disgrace.
#hospitalhorror #wtfmoment #neglect #shocking

Just now, while I was scrubbing my teeth, my chick dropped a bombshell—she confessed to using my damn toothbrush to pleasure herself in the most unthinkable way. I’m done talking to that freak for good.
#wtf #disgusting #breakup #shocked

My mom just tied the knot again, and at first, my new stepdad seemed decent enough. But then I started catching these creepy vibes—he’s way too fixated on my girlfriend. It began with sly little “jokes,” then escalated to lingering touches, and finally, the bastard had the audacity to slide into her DMs and send her a damn dick pic. She showed me the whole disgusting convo. I tried telling my mom, but she’s blind to it, brushing it off like we’re just “misunderstanding” him. It makes me sick to my stomach. I don’t want to fight with her, but I can’t even stand to look at this creep anymore.
#familydrama #creepalert #toxicrelationships #wtf

F18. Mom brought home a new man - I immediately felt something disgusting about him. After a couple months noticed he started coming into my room when I sleep. Once I pretended to be asleep - saw him standing over my bed stroking my leg.#creep #stepdad #predator #unsafe #motherfail #violated #helpme #scared