So, I recently shacked up with my dude, and let me tell ya, day-to-day life is pure bliss. I’ve never met a guy so level-headed, chill, and downright amazing. But holy freaking hell, I’m still reeling in absolute horror every time I sort through the laundry. How, just HOW, can someone wipe their ass so damn poorly that every pair of undies is a freaking crime scene of shit stains? And this is a man who showers multiple times a day! I’ve already stealthily trashed half his underwear collection under the cover of darkness. Hell, I even went out and bought wet toilet paper to save us from this nightmare! Lord almighty, why have I been cursed with this shit-smeared disgrace of a man? 😂
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