Hey, folks! I’ve gotta spill the beans about my ex and get your raw, unfiltered takes on this shitshow. First time we got down and dirty, I was hit with a fuckin' shock—HER NIPPLES WERE HAIRY AS HELL! I mean, damn, I asked her to shave, and she did, no drama there. Her downstairs was decent enough, but holy fuck, the stench coming off it during sex was a straight-up nightmare. And don’t even get me started on the thick, yellow gunk always staining her panties... So, comrades, hit me with your thoughts:

🤣 - No biggie, girls can be like that sometimes
😐 - What the fuck, how did you even bang her...
#wtf #gross #relationships #nocensor

D21. Whenever I’ve gotta handle the big business, I clean up in the sink afterward—it's at just the right height for me, pure convenience. I turn my back, keep it classy, and take care of things with finesse.

So, there I am one day, rinsing off as usual... when my dearest husband barges into the bathroom. He just stares, silent, with a face that screams he’s about to drop a damn TED Talk on me.

He stands there for a good ten seconds, then, with the most stone-cold serious expression, lays into me:
- So, when I wanna take a leak in the sink, it’s all ‘ew, honey, that’s gross and unsanitary.’ But when you’re parking your ASS in there, that’s somehow fine?! What the hell is our hygiene policy around here?!
#bathroomdrama #hygienehypocrisy #marriedlife #wtf

So, I recently shacked up with my dude, and let me tell ya, day-to-day life is pure bliss. I’ve never met a guy so level-headed, chill, and downright amazing. But holy freaking hell, I’m still reeling in absolute horror every time I sort through the laundry. How, just HOW, can someone wipe their ass so damn poorly that every pair of undies is a freaking crime scene of shit stains? And this is a man who showers multiple times a day! I’ve already stealthily trashed half his underwear collection under the cover of darkness. Hell, I even went out and bought wet toilet paper to save us from this nightmare! Lord almighty, why have I been cursed with this shit-smeared disgrace of a man? 😂
#relationshipstruggles #laundryhorror #wtf #gross