Last night, I was sprawled out, jerking off to some hardcore smut,
Lost in the heat, I fucking passed out mid-stroke.
Woke up around 9 to my mom’s piercing shrieks—
There I was, dick still in hand, cum smeared across the sheets.
Mom went full savage, whipping my legs with a belt,
While Dad couldn’t stop cackling, tossing out jabs like,
“Why chase pussy when you’ve got your trusty fist?”
#nsfw #awkward #familydrama #cringe