The Creepy Old Pervert

So, I'm just chilling on the bus, minding my own damn business, jamming to some tunes through my headphones, when out of nowhere—BAM!—someone gropes my ass with zero shame! Now, I know this kind of crap happens to girls all the time, but here's the kicker: I’m a dude, alright? Sure, I’ve got long hair, but come on! Turns out, the culprit was some ancient, lecherous geezer. As he was shuffling off the bus, I couldn’t hold back—I gave that old creep a solid kick in the ass, and boom, he faceplanted right down the steps like a sack of potatoes.
#busdrama #creepalert #justice #wtf

So, I’m riding this damn bus, right, and at the far end, there’s this cute-ass boy staring right into my soul with a smirk that’s equal parts creepy and magnetic. I’m thinking, “Holy shit, this is it, we’re about to vibe.” And sure enough, he starts strutting my way, but then—fucking hell—this dumbass steps all over my pristine, fresh-out-the-box white sneakers. And if that wasn’t enough, he pukes right on my jacket, the stench hitting me like a punch. Turns out, the dude was totally hammered... but guess what? We ended up dating anyway! 🤣

admin: Pickup artists, take some damn notes!
#unexpectedlove #busdrama #wtf #romancegonewrong

Hey there, folks! Been lurking in the shadows of shame for a while, but here’s my first wild confession. So, I’m on this grimy bus, minding my own damn business, when some drunk bastard behind me starts pointing his grimy finger at me like I owe him something. I throw the same gesture right back at him with a smirk. 😏

Next thing I know, this absolute degenerate stands up, unzips his filthy pants, whips out his junk, and slurs, “Wanna suck it, huh? Go on, suck it!” I didn’t even blink—smashed his sorry face in with a solid punch. Blood everywhere, and the other passengers? They’re clapping like I just won a goddamn Oscar. Felt like a hero for a hot second. 🥲

Admin: So, did you wake up soaked in piss after that dream?
#badass #busdrama #streetjustice #wtf