Are all guys total bastards, or what the hell?!

Met this dude in the summer, and he was straight-up Prince Charming. Flowers, movie nights, endless sweet texts—pure perfection. Then I dip out of town for a couple weeks, and this asshole invites some chick over to my place! My downstairs neighbor spilled the damn tea. And here I was, scratching my head over why there were strands of hair in my bathroom brush that sure as shit weren’t mine—different damn color! He had the audacity to say, “Oh, babe, those are yours, just sun-bleached.”
Yeah, right, motherfucker, sun-bleached in fucking Krasnoyarsk...
#cheatingbastard #heartbreak #liar #wtf