Can some chicks really be such vile pieces of trash?

I spent a damn month in the hospital, tending to my old man, pouring my heart into every moment. My girl? Oh, she was "there for me"—with empty-ass words.
Then, boom, she posts a story, sprawled on some dude’s chest, and that voice whispering sweet nothings? Hell no, it ain’t mine.
Her excuse? “I felt so lonely.”
Bitch, please. Now I ain’t got time for lonely hearts—I’m done with this crap.
#heartbreak #betrayal #savage #done

Banging a Chick in the Belly Button

So, my buddy was messing around with this chick, just 17 years old. He was playing it safe, you know, since she’s a bit on the chunky side—let’s call her a curvy queen—and not yet 18. Instead of going all in, he was grinding between her tits and, get this, slamming into her belly button! 🤣 But shit hit the fan one wild night when, mid-action, her belly button legit came undone. Had to call the damn medics to patch her up! Word of advice, folks—don’t screw around with belly buttons, you absolute legends! 🤣
#wildtimes #wtf #epicfail #crazysex

Banging a Chick in the Belly Button

Alright, so my buddy’s got this chick, just 17 years old. He’s playin’ it safe since she’s not legal yet, and she’s got some extra cushion, if you catch my drift (a bit of a chubby bunny). So, instead of goin’ all in, he’s been smashing between her tits and, get this, straight into her belly button! 🤣 But yo, shit got wild one day—mid-action, her navel legit came undone, like it popped or some freaky shit, and they had to call the damn medics! Moral of the story, don’t screw around with belly buttons, you absolute degenerates! 🤣
#wtf #epicfail #cringe #nsfw

Left Bank Loser

So, I was shacked up with this dude for two damn years—vacations, big dreams, even a shared loan hanging over our heads like a guillotine. He slogged away delivering packages, coming home wiped out, while I hustled from the couch as a freelancer. Then one day, I swing by early from getting my nails done, only to catch him on our couch with our so-called mutual buddy. Her panties? Bunched at her knees. He’s got the nerve to mumble, “We were just kissing.” I fired back, “Cool, shack up together then and split the damn loan!” I stormed out, but now he’s blowing up my phone, whining that he “slipped up.”
#cheating #drama #breakup #savage

iPhone for a Quickie

Lived with my chick for two damn years. Rented a shitty little one-room dump, scraping every penny for a down payment on something better.
Lately, she’s been “stuck at work” way too often, pulling late nights like I’m some clueless idiot. Then, boom, I catch her ass in a café, cozying up with some sleazy bastard, his hand creeping on her thigh like he owns her.
She fed me some crap about him being an “old friend” helping with her so-called “business.” Yeah, right.
Next day, she’s flaunting a shiny new iPhone on her socials, probably bought with more than just a handshake.
And guess what? My number’s blocked. I’m ghosted. Done dirty.
#betrayal #cheating #savage #heartbreak

Epic relationships look like this, straight outta some wild-ass movie:

I invited this chick for a booze-fest, her first time chugging vodka, and holy shit, we got completely trashed. Ended up getting matching ink, fucking tattoos, man!
She bailed home after only getting half a line of the design done, while I, being the badass I am, got the whole damn thing. Whatever, no biggie. I slammed a ton more shots, got absolutely wrecked, and we stumbled to her place. I felt like absolute garbage, like death was knocking. In her damn stairwell, she went down on me, no shame. Then we dragged ourselves to her crib. I was done for, hurled my guts out like 4 or 5 times at her place, then crashed hard.
Middle of the night, I wake up, she’s just sneaking back into bed. I nudge her awake, and boom, we’re going at it. By 8 AM, I’m out on the street, brain-fried, wondering what the hell to do next.
Fast forward, it’s been 3 months of this crazy ride together 😎
#wildtimes #trashed #tattoomistakes #relationshipgoals

Hey, shameless crew, what’s good?
I’m dropping my first wild tale here, so buckle up!
Here’s the deal—I was 18, fresh off the boat in St. Petersburg, straight from my tiny nowhere town.
Back home, my parents kept me on a tight leash, no fun allowed, so when I hit the big city, I went full savage: boozing, partying, hitting every sweaty club in sight.
One night, I stumbled down one of Piter’s infamous sin streets—y’all know the vibe, though they shut that shithole down since.
I got absolutely hammered, trolling for someone to crash the night with.
Spotted a chick, made out hard, hands all over each other, and hell yeah, we rolled back to her place. She looked hot—or at least, my drunk ass thought so.
We get there, climb the stairs, step into her pad, and I’m already hyped for some raw action.
Then, from a smoke-drenched kitchen, a dude’s voice growls, “The fuck you ain’t alone?”
She fires back, “I’m getting even, asshole. You drag random sluts home from the club all the time.”
Somehow, this psycho calms down—what kind of fucked-up relationship even is this?
We crash into bed, and I’m like, “Fuck it, I’m out,” too wasted to bounce in the middle of the night.
Next thing I know, she’s taking turns blowing us both.
What the hell, right? I couldn’t even finish—shit was too weird, and I was way too smashed.
Then she starts pushing for a double-team with her damn husband, but I’m so done I fake a back injury, acting like I can’t even move.
Passed out like that.
Morning comes, and she keeps creeping into the room, checking if I’m awake, even trying to jerk me off, but I play dead harder than ever.
Finally, when she stops hovering, I bolt—throw on my clothes, sprint out the door, not a word said.
I was completely fucking floored.

Hit that like, and I’ve got more insane first-year college chaos to spill!
#wildnights #wtf #crazystories #piterparties

So, I was vibin’ with this chick for a couple of weeks, right? Then, bam! Today I find out she was straight-up making out with some dude at a random birthday bash. We met up later that day to hash out this absolute bullshit. I was ready to let it slide, ya know, give her a second chance if she’d just cut off all dudes and quit the booze. But nah, she told me to fuck off and we’re done. What a wild ride! 😳
#drama #heartbreak #cheating #wtf

Hey there, SHAMELESS CREW, me and my girl got a bit of a spicy debate going about post-toilet rituals. Word on the street is that just wiping your ass with some dry TP ain’t enough—you gotta either rinse that bad boy with water or at least hit it with a wet wipe to keep things fresh. So, we’re throwing this out to the wild crowd: how many of you are just casually wiping your behind with paper, and how many are straight-up cleaning it right after dropping a load? And nah, don’t gimme that “I showered last night” crap— I’m talking RIGHT AFTER you’re done on the throne.

👍 - Always wash my ass or use wet wipes right after
😐 - Stick to toilet paper or whatever’s handy to wipe with
#HygieneDebate #BathroomTalk #KeepItClean #NoShame

Last night, I decided to spice things up with my girl and try a wild, unfamiliar position that I’d never dared before. Damn, it hit me hard—I got lost in the heat, thrusting fast and rough as hell. Then, out of nowhere, I see tears streaming down her face. But get this—she’s begging me not to stop, even through the sobs.

Once we were done, I gently pulled her close and asked what the fuck was up—was it pain, a cramp like before, or what? She wiped her eyes, took a shaky breath, and dropped a bombshell: those tears were for her ex. Turns out, this was *his* favorite position, and it hit her right in the feels.
#intense #bedroomdrama #unexpected #rawemotion

I’ve got this junkie neighbor, just 25, and man, he’s a walking disaster. At night, he’s brewing some foul-smelling crap, stinking up the whole damn building, screaming absolute nonsense, and sometimes sprinting through the hallways buck naked. He even started a fire once, nearly torched the place down—total psycho. And get this, he tried hitting on me, but when I shut him down, he flipped, threatening to ambush me in the stairwell and slice me up. What the hell do I do? We’ve called the cops a million times, but now they roll up half-assed, like they’re done with his bullshit.

😐-Screw it, he’s just a junkie, whatever
👍-File a hardcore complaint, like rape or assault, to make sure they lock his ass up for good
#neighborfromhell #junkieproblems #psycho #dangerous

My buddy P22 decided to dive into the shady courier gig—you know exactly what kind I’m talking about. I tried to talk him out of it, but he’s stubborn as hell, claiming he desperately needs the cash. And for what, you ask? Well, fuck, he’s got this wild dream of ditching everything and partying his ass off across Southeast Asia—think Thailand, Indonesia, the whole damn vibe. Anyway, he’s been at it for a week now, says he’ll quit soon... but come on, folks, help me drag his sorry ass out of this mess before it’s too late.

😐 - Eh, it’s not the worst idea, why stop him?
👍 - If he keeps this up, he’s headed straight for the slammer.
#shadybusiness #riskylife #southeastasia #baddecisions

Been shacked up with my girl for two damn years now. She’s hell-bent on popping out a kid "right this second," while I’m nowhere near ready—my wallet’s empty, and my head’s a mess. I lay it out straight for her, but she fires back with an ultimatum: "If you’re not in, we’re done. I’m not waiting around."
What the hell do I do?

😢 - Cave in, knowing damn well it’s the worst freaking timing
👍 - Stand my ground and watch her walk out
😐 - Stall like a pro, praying she flips her script
#relationshipdrama #lifechoices #babypressure #ultimatum

In our region, they've cooked up a wild KPI for pregnancies: by the end of 2025, they want 150 schoolgirls and college chicks knocked up, and the numbers just keep climbing. Hell, I’ve already done my part—this summer, I got two babes pregnant. Guess you could say I’m single-handedly screwing this plan into action! 😜

Shoutout from OREL, baby!
#wildplans #pregnancygoals #savage #orel

For damn near six months, I’ve been grinding to get my guy to go down on me, but he’s got this stubborn-ass mindset that it’s not “manly” enough, some dumb principle of his. Honestly, I don’t even crave it that much anymore—hell, I’ve had it done before and it wasn’t some mind-blowing ecstasy or anything. At this point, it’s not about the act; it’s about breaking through his thick skull and getting him to cave, just for the win.
#relationships #struggle #persistence #spicy

I’m an obstetrician working the intake desk at a maternity hospital, and let me tell you, I’ve seen some wild shit. One day, an ambulance rolled in with this absolute trainwreck of a woman—drunk off her ass, bleeding everywhere, and zero medical history on file. Turns out, she wasn’t just hemorrhaging; she was in full-blown labor! We didn’t even make it to the delivery room. This lady popped out a baby right there in the goddamn elevator, surrounded by metal walls and the stench of booze. And get this—after all that chaos, she straight-up abandoned the little boy. Said she had no clue who the father was, already had four kids at home, and couldn’t be bothered with another. Disgusting. People like her are a fucking disgrace.
#hospitalhorror #wtfmoment #neglect #shocking

Just read a wild study claiming that most dudes blow their load in just 5 minutes during sex. They call that normal? What the actual fuck? Am I the only savage out here pounding my chick for at least half an hour straight??

😐- Yeah, I’m a 5-minute man too
👍- I’m railing for 20-30 minutes, minimum
🌭- I’m smashing for over an hour, no cap
😢- I’m done in 2 minutes, fuck my life
#sexlife #bedroombeast #endurance #wtf

So, this dude splurged on an iPhone for me, setting it up on installment under his name. Pretty damn sweet, right? But then, boom, a couple of months later, we’re done—split city. Now he’s got the audacity to demand I either hand over the phone or cough up the remaining balance. Hell no, I’m attached to this thing—it’s practically an extension of my soul!

😐 - Just give it back, it’s in his name.
👍 - Screw that, let him pay; he dug his own grave! 💅
#drama #breakup #iPhoneSaga #petty AFI

Assistant: Output: Alright, so this guy went all out and snagged an iPhone for me, putting it on a payment plan under his own name. Freaking awesome, I thought! But fast forward a couple of months, and we’re done—relationship kaput. Now he’s coming at me like a debt collector, demanding I either return the phone or cover the rest of the cost. Are you kidding me? I’m bonded to this phone—it’s basically mine now!

😐 - Hand it over, it’s technically his.
👍 - Nah, let him eat the cost; he should’ve known better! 💅
#relationshipdrama #breakupblues #iPhoneObsession #savage

D23. I've been hooking up with this guy for about two months now, and we finally started banging, but holy shit, he’s done in like 10 minutes flat. With my ex, it was a solid hour of pure, mind-blowing ecstasy. Recently, I bumped into my ex, and well, one thing led to another—sparks flew, clothes dropped, and we fucked like old times. I wouldn’t say I cheated on my current guy, but let’s be real, I’m not settling for a pathetic 10-minute quickie either. So yeah, I’m back to screwing my ex exclusively, and damn, it feels good!
#hotmess #exlover #nocontrol #steamy

My boyfriend stabbed me in the back by screwing around with my little sister. I stumbled upon the filthy truth when I found his phone abandoned in the bathroom, spilling all their dirty secrets. And the real gut-punch? She had the audacity to smirk and say, “You couldn’t handle him, babe, so I stepped in to save the day.” I’m itching to bolt outta here, but we’re shackled to this damn apartment lease, and I’m drowning in debt. What the hell do I do, fam?

😐 - Swallow your pride, clear the debts, then disappear into the sunset.
👍 - Pack your shit, and before you slam the door, take a literal dump on their bed. 💩
#betrayal #cheatingdrama #familyscandal #revenge

I'm busting my ass on a construction site, crashing in a shitty dorm. Just the other day, my roommate tossed out a wild idea—a "side gig." He wants us to sneak out at night and strip copper from an abandoned warehouse. Claims it’s just sitting there, “useless to anyone.” But I’m not a damn idiot; I know this is straight-up criminal shit. If we get nabbed, it’s game over—jail time, no question.

Thing is, I’m drowning in 200 grand worth of debt. There’s no way in hell I can scrape together that kind of cash in a couple of months playing by the rules.

So, what’s the move? Dive into this sketchy deal and risk it all, or keep scraping by on pennies and pray for a miracle?

😐-Go for it, fuck it
👍-Screw that, not worth it
#crime #riskitall #debtstruggle #moralquandary

📌 Roll the Fun: Building an Interactive Dice with TailwindCSS and ReactJS

Up until now, whenever I had to create a dice roll, I’d just reach for Math.random() multiply it by 6, add 1, and wrap it in Math.floor() to get a whole number between 1 and 6. Simple and done.Something like this:
⛶const rollDice = () => Math.floor(Math.random() * 6) + 1;Functional Yes,
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So, check this out, we’ve got a chick in our circle nicknamed “Stuffed.”
And trust me, she earned that name in the most savage way possible.
This girl threw a wild-ass party at her crib, got absolutely hammered, and, as you’d expect, things got freaky.
She was getting passed around like a damn joint, taking on five dudes before she straight-up pissed herself, called it quits on the sixth, and passed out cold.
But one horny bastard wasn’t done yet—he grabbed two carrots and shoved them right up her snatch while she was out.
Then everyone just dipped, leaving her like that.
Now, get this: her mom walks in—oh, and by the way, her mom’s a freaking cop with badges and all.
She finds her darling daughter wasted, butt-naked on a piss-soaked bed, cum smeared on her face, and a goddamn carrot sticking out of her hole.
What a fucking scene!
#wildparty #wtf #savagestory #noshamenosorrows

I dumped my guy, and that very same night, I hopped into bed with another stud.
He’s screaming “cheating,” claiming I had this whole thing mapped out like some devious mastermind.
But how the hell is it cheating when we’re already done and dusted?

😐 - Total slut
👍 - No big deal, move on
#breakupdrama #noshamenogame #movingonfast #savagevibes

Not long ago, I dove headfirst into the wild world of BDSM, running with a crowd that lived for the thrill. Among them was this chick I knew, who didn’t lift a finger for work—pure, unadulterated freeloading. One night, after a few too many drinks, she spilled her dirty little secret. Every 3-4 months, she’d haul ass out of town to some sprawling estate. There, a loaded bastard waited, rolling in cash and twisted fantasies. He’d summon her for a straight-up thrashing—lay her bare across a table and whip her raw with a belt, exactly 100 brutal lashes while forcing her to count every stinging strike. When it’s done, he tosses her 300 grand like it’s pocket change. She drags herself home, battered and bruised, spending a full week flat on her back, nursing welts and wounds.

Holy shit, what a fucked-up gig!
But hey, money’s money, right?
#BDSM #DarkSecrets #ExtremeLife #CashForPain

I was absolutely obsessed with my cascading, luscious locks. But damn, they drove my guy up the wall during our steamy romps. Always getting in the freaking way, tangled up in the heat of the moment. And guess what? I woke up this morning, rubbed my eyes, and the first thing I saw was my gorgeous hair—chopped off and draped over the back of a chair! 😱 That bastard! No surprise, we’re done for good.
#drama #breakup #rage #hairdisaster

Just now, while I was scrubbing my teeth, my chick dropped a bombshell—she confessed to using my damn toothbrush to pleasure herself in the most unthinkable way. I’m done talking to that freak for good.
#wtf #disgusting #breakup #shocked

So, I went under the knife for varicocele—yep, right on the ol’ family jewels. For two weeks before the surgery, I swore off jerking off and banging, just to keep the test results clean. Fast forward, surgery’s done, it’s been four days, and I’m laid up in agony. Every damn thing hurts. Then, there’s this chick wandering around the house, and wouldn’t you know it, I get a raging hard-on despite the pain. She notices, gives me a sly grin, and carefully goes down on me, working her magic with caution.

When I’m right on the edge, she kneels down, waiting for the money shot. I take over, stroking slow and steady, and boom—I unload like a freaking porn star, blasting my own face with jizz. Yeah, you read that right, my face got the full treatment. We burst out laughing, couldn’t help it, it was absurd as hell.

Admin note: Then it hits me—there was no chick. I’ve been hallucinating this whole damn time. 😂
#wildtimes #surgerygonewrong #wtfmoment #nsfw

📌 Notes App

Working on a note-taking app specially for coders using React! Been at it for 10 days now, almost done. Gonna share it with you guys soon! 📝...

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📌 could please you help me with c?

Hi guys, how are you?So I just started learning C. I was always interested in web development, but man, I love C. I am currently looking at Stephen Kochan's book because I find it a lot better than K&R (by the way, I've done the first four chapters of K&R). I desperately need a mentor or som...

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