Screwing a gymnast? That’s not just some casual fling, folks.

You’ve got hordes of dudes out there, drooling over the idea of banging a gymnast, spinning wild tales of how they’d ravish her in a million filthy ways. Self-proclaimed badasses, huh? But when push comes to shove, their grand fantasies fizzle out into a pathetic handful of boring-ass positions. Why the hell bother chasing a gymnast if you’ve got no clue how to handle her insane flexibility?
And here’s a juicy tidbit for laughs: I was perched in a full split between two chairs, channeling my inner Van Damme, while this guy was pounding me from below. Guess what? His freaking mom walked in and caught the whole damn show...
#nsfw #gymnastfantasy #awkwardmoments #wildstories