Screwed a Cop’s Wife

Hey there, shame crew! Been lurking on this humiliation forum for ages, and finally, I’ve got a wild tale to spill.
I’m 22. After a brutal breakup, I swore off relationships for a year and a half. Recently landed a new gig, and one drunk night, I ended up banging this chick. Turns out, she’s married—and her husband’s a damn cop. We went at it like animals, and afterward, I got all sappy, spilling my guts about loneliness and heartbreak. Now I’m kicking myself. Why the hell did I open up like that? Why did I even smash her in the first place? What a dumbass move!
#regret #drunkmistakes #riskybehavior #wtf

Nearly Got Slammed with a Criminal Charge

So, my buddy was straight-up jerking off to our biology teacher during class—honestly, she’s a total knockout with a body that could stop traffic (yeah, I’ve rubbed one out thinking about her too, but that’s beside the point). He had the audacity to bet he’d grope her chest if I shared my internet with him. The moment I handed over the Wi-Fi, this madman got up, strutted over, and straight-up grabbed her boobs. Everyone’s jaws hit the damn floor, and let me tell you, he was *this close* to getting slapped with Article 132 of the Russian Penal Code for sexual assault.
#shocking #classroomdrama #wtf #riskybehavior