So, I was chasing this chick for months, man, pouring my heart into the game.
Some days, it felt like I was winning her over, others, it was a total fucking disaster.
My brain screamed to ditch this mind-fuck of a woman and move on, but damn, I was hooked like a junkie.
Then one night, I had this wild-ass dream—I’m peeling off her clothes, ready for action, and boom, her nipples are straight-up furry!
That shit snapped me out of it, like some old witch cast a spell to break the curse!
#obsession #wtf #dreams #mindfuck

So, the girl I’ve been obsessed with since I was 16 finally hits me up. This woman is pure fire, a goddamn fantasy in the flesh, the kind of sexy that haunts your wet dreams. I’m thinking, “Hell yeah, it’s go-time, I’m getting laid tonight!” I scrub my place spotless, turning my apartment into a damn shrine, snag a pack of condoms, and prep like I’m about to win the sex Olympics. We agree to meet at my crib, she shows up, we crack open some beers, light up a few smokes. An hour or so passes, vibes are mellow, and then boom, we’re diving straight into the main event. No foreplay, no teasing, just raw, straight-to-the-point fucking. But here’s the kicker—my soldier won’t stand to attention. Fucking hell, I’m lying there, useless, unable to bang the girl of my dreams. What a brutal, soul-crushing disaster!
#epicfail #sexualdisaster #dreamgirl #wtf

Alright, let me lay down this wild tale for ya. I rolled up to my boys’ spot for a straight-up drinking binge. One of the crew lives there with his chick, plus another homie was chilling. So, the dude with the girl didn’t touch a drop—had to clock in the next day—but his lady? Oh, she was slamming shots with me and the other guy like there’s no tomorrow. We went hard, demolishing six bottles of vodka between the three of us. Absolute chaos! Eventually, my drinking buddy passed out cold, leaving just me and the girl to polish off the last of the booze. Next thing I know, my hands are all over her, and she’s feeling me up too. We ended up locking lips, full-on making out in a drunken haze. But something deep inside—maybe a shred of bro code or the fact that her man’s my boy and a goddamn beast of a fighter—stopped me from taking it further.

Morning comes, and she’s got no clue what went down. I figured I’d keep my trap shut too. Problem is, now she’s haunting my dreams every friggin’ night. I’m obsessed, can’t get her outta my head. Hell, I’m even swinging by the boys’ place just to chat her up. And yo, I’m catching vibes from her—little signs she’s into me too.

So, I’m tossing this out to the squad: do I bury this shit and move on, or do I make a move and risk it all?

👍 - Bury it and bounce
🌭 - Go for broke
#drama #forbiddenlust #brocode #riskitall