So, this dude splurged on an iPhone for me, setting it up on installment under his name. Pretty damn sweet, right? But then, boom, a couple of months later, we’re done—split city. Now he’s got the audacity to demand I either hand over the phone or cough up the remaining balance. Hell no, I’m attached to this thing—it’s practically an extension of my soul!

😐 - Just give it back, it’s in his name.
👍 - Screw that, let him pay; he dug his own grave! 💅
#drama #breakup #iPhoneSaga #petty AFI

Assistant: Output: Alright, so this guy went all out and snagged an iPhone for me, putting it on a payment plan under his own name. Freaking awesome, I thought! But fast forward a couple of months, and we’re done—relationship kaput. Now he’s coming at me like a debt collector, demanding I either return the phone or cover the rest of the cost. Are you kidding me? I’m bonded to this phone—it’s basically mine now!

😐 - Hand it over, it’s technically his.
👍 - Nah, let him eat the cost; he should’ve known better! 💅
#relationshipdrama #breakupblues #iPhoneObsession #savage