D22. Thinking you’re safe from getting knocked up by letting it rip inside during your period? HAHAHA! Tell that to the clueless mom cradling her three-month-old son!
#mythbusted #unexpected #parentingfails #oops

D24. I’m grinding away at a travel agency, hustling deals by day. Come nightfall, I shoot a spicy text to my guy: "Grab some wine, babe. I’ve got an orange and cinnamon ready—let’s whip up some mulled wine and I’ll blow your mind with a little extra treat!" But oops, fat-fingered the send button and blasted it to a brand-new client. His reply? "Damn, now that’s service! Where do I pull up?" 🤣
#travelagency #oopsmoment #sextingfail #hilarious