So, my girl ain’t putting out, straight-up telling me, “I don’t feel the need right now, and honestly, I’m not even that into it. I’m cool with just getting eaten out.” Meanwhile, I’m over here, fucking desperate to get laid, practically climbing the walls. She hit me with the classic, “As soon as I’m in the mood, I’ll let you know,” but if we’re digging into the past, our first time left her with a damn UTI, and she’s like, “Hell no, I’m not risking that shit again.”

Then she had the audacity to suggest I go buy myself a fucking rubber pussy. Man, that’s just weird as hell to me, feels like some creepy loser shit. So, help me out, folks—what’s the move here?

👍🏻 - Order the damn toy and get some relief
😐 - Keep waiting for her to come around while jerking off in the meantime
#relationshipdrama #sexfrustration #nsfw #whatdoido

Hey everyone, I’m an 18-year-old chick with a dude I’ve been locked in with for three solid years. Shit’s been sweet—he’s caring, adorable, a total sweetheart, got all the good stuff going on. But lately, he’s been brainwashed by some dumbass blogger spewing absolute garbage about abstinence. He dropped the bomb on me: no sex for at least half a year! Meanwhile, I’m over here craving it raw, rough, and wild, like a damn animal, at least three times a day. What the hell do I do, fam?

🌭- Seduce his ass back to reality
👍- Suck it up and suffer
🤣- Lay it out that this abstinence crap is bullshit
😢- Hunt down someone else to satisfy the urge
#relationshipdrama #sexfrustration #abstinencebs #needadvice

So, I was chilling at the bus stop the other day, trying to hitch a ride. A car finally pulls over, like five meters away, but the ground was a muddy mess, so I’m trudging over at a snail’s pace. I glance at the ride and—holy shit—I just freeze. Inside, there’s this dude, pants down around his ankles, jerking off like he’s auditioning for a damn porn flick. And here I am, horny as fuck, basically starving for some action!

So, I flash a sly grin and start opening the car door to hop in. This guy, cock still out, freaks the hell out, slams on the gas, and nearly runs me over—I barely dodge the bumper!

Fucking hell, what’s a girl supposed to do with these wankers? I just wanna get laid, damn it!
#hornyaf #wtf #carcreep #sexfrustration