Nearly Got Slammed with a Criminal Charge

So, my buddy was straight-up jerking off to our biology teacher during class—honestly, she’s a total knockout with a body that could stop traffic (yeah, I’ve rubbed one out thinking about her too, but that’s beside the point). He had the audacity to bet he’d grope her chest if I shared my internet with him. The moment I handed over the Wi-Fi, this madman got up, strutted over, and straight-up grabbed her boobs. Everyone’s jaws hit the damn floor, and let me tell you, he was *this close* to getting slapped with Article 132 of the Russian Penal Code for sexual assault.
#shocking #classroomdrama #wtf #riskybehavior