F18. Mom brought home a new man - I immediately felt something disgusting about him. After a couple months noticed he started coming into my room when I sleep. Once I pretended to be asleep - saw him standing over my bed stroking my leg.#creep #stepdad #predator #unsafe #motherfail #violated #helpme #scared

Once I put ***** on the TV and started choking my python. Then dad suddenly comes home from work, from panic I jumped up to turn off the ***** but couldn't find the remote, got so scared I passed out, and never turned off the TV.#caughtred #awkward #familyembarrassment #pornfail #fainted #daddyissues #masturbationfail

Welcome to Sweet Baby Inc!

Here we teach you how to express yourself while making sure no ****** erflies are scared by the volume of your voice. Our mission? To make the world a kinder place—one syrupy comment at a time.

On this channel, you’ll find:
✅ Fluffy pillows for your feelings
✅ Lessons on turning harsh truths into Hallmark card quotes
✅ Tips for saying “go to ****** ” with the warmth of a teddy bear hug

For example:
Instead of: “You messed it up again!”
Try: “Oh, sweetie, maybe next time we could approach this with a teensy bit more finesse?”

At Sweet Baby Inc, we believe even the sharpest edges can be sanded down to perfect circles. Because life is better when everything tastes like cotton candy—and if things get too sugary, don’t worry, we’ve got sour gummies to bring you back to reality.

P.S. If you think we’ve overdone it with the sweetness, remember: every rainbow needs a storm.