Here’s the wild predicament I’m stuck in: my girlfriend can’t sleep unless the damn lights are blazing like a freaking stadium. I haven’t had a proper night’s rest in two months, my eyes are burning from the relentless glare of that infernal lamp, but she just shrugs and says, “I’m scared of the dark, deal with it.”
What the hell am I supposed to do, folks?

😐 - Get a dim nightlight and sweet-talk her into using that instead of a bloody spotlight
👍 - Slap on an eye mask and pretend I’m a damn pirate just to get some shut-eye
😢 - Abandon ship and crash on the couch like a defeated man
#relationshipstruggles #sleeplessnights #lightphobia #helpme

Hey, everyone!

I threw out a wild idea as a joke, suggesting to my boyfriend that we order a call girl for some fun. To my shock, he didn’t even flinch—just nodded and started browsing options like he was picking out a damn pizza. My stomach churned with unease as I watched him scroll. Then, out of nowhere, he laughed it off with a casual “Nah, just kidding.” Now I’m stuck wondering what the hell to make of this. What’s your take?

👍 - He’s just messing around, matching my vibe.
🌭 - He was dead serious but chickened out, scared of the fallout.
#relationshipdrama #trustissues #wtf #mindgames

So, around the university grounds, there are tons of benches and a quaint little park area. That’s where this creepy old perv often lurks, shamelessly jerking off to the girls strutting by. One evening, as I’m heading back to the dorms, I spot this dude already getting into his nasty groove. I sneak up behind him, plop down right next to him, and with a smirk, I go, “So, what’s up, who we waiting for, champ?” The guy nearly shits himself, bolts up, and takes off like a scared rabbit. Haven’t seen that sick bastard since...
#creepyencounter #universitylife #wtfmoment #boldmove

So, I made a wild bet with the boys to trash a cop car, all for a measly case of beer.
Guess who had the last laugh? Only the damn judge.
They slapped me with a sentence, but luckily, it’s just probation.
Now I’m too scared to even step out of the house,
and to top it all off, my old man drank all the beer! 😢
#badbet #coptrouble #probationlife #beerloss

I’ve been seeing this guy—decent, chill, holds down a job, and isn’t a total asshole. Things are pretty smooth, and hell, he’s even cool with kids. But a couple of months back, I fucked up big time. Got wasted, ended up screwing my ex. He was just giving me a ride, shit happened fast and dumb, and now I’m stuck in this messed-up limbo.

I’m pregnant. And I’ve got no clue who the father is. My current guy thinks it’s his, and I’m keeping my mouth shut for now. I could get an abortion, but fuck, I’m scared—both for my health and because, deep down, I want this kid. But living with this lie? It’s tearing me apart. Every damn day feels like something’s gnawing at my soul.

😐 - Tell him it’s his and have the baby
👍 - Abort it before it’s too late
#drama #secrets #pregnancydilemma #fuckup

P20. Even now, when I’m jolted awake by a goddamn nightmare, I haul ass to my mom’s bed and crawl in, ‘cause I’m scared shitless!
#nightmares #scaredshitless #momssafehaven #fuckingterrified

F18. Mom brought home a new man - I immediately felt something disgusting about him. After a couple months noticed he started coming into my room when I sleep. Once I pretended to be asleep - saw him standing over my bed stroking my leg.#creep #stepdad #predator #unsafe #motherfail #violated #helpme #scared

Once I put ***** on the TV and started choking my python. Then dad suddenly comes home from work, from panic I jumped up to turn off the ***** but couldn't find the remote, got so scared I passed out, and never turned off the TV.#caughtred #awkward #familyembarrassment #pornfail #fainted #daddyissues #masturbationfail

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