So, I made a wild bet with the boys to trash a cop car, all for a measly case of beer.
Guess who had the last laugh? Only the damn judge.
They slapped me with a sentence, but luckily, it’s just probation.
Now I’m too scared to even step out of the house,
and to top it all off, my old man drank all the beer! 😢
#badbet #coptrouble #probationlife #beerloss

I’ve been seeing this guy—decent, chill, holds down a job, and isn’t a total asshole. Things are pretty smooth, and hell, he’s even cool with kids. But a couple of months back, I fucked up big time. Got wasted, ended up screwing my ex. He was just giving me a ride, shit happened fast and dumb, and now I’m stuck in this messed-up limbo.

I’m pregnant. And I’ve got no clue who the father is. My current guy thinks it’s his, and I’m keeping my mouth shut for now. I could get an abortion, but fuck, I’m scared—both for my health and because, deep down, I want this kid. But living with this lie? It’s tearing me apart. Every damn day feels like something’s gnawing at my soul.

😐 - Tell him it’s his and have the baby
👍 - Abort it before it’s too late
#drama #secrets #pregnancydilemma #fuckup

P20. Even now, when I’m jolted awake by a goddamn nightmare, I haul ass to my mom’s bed and crawl in, ‘cause I’m scared shitless!
#nightmares #scaredshitless #momssafehaven #fuckingterrified

F18. Mom brought home a new man - I immediately felt something disgusting about him. After a couple months noticed he started coming into my room when I sleep. Once I pretended to be asleep - saw him standing over my bed stroking my leg.#creep #stepdad #predator #unsafe #motherfail #violated #helpme #scared

Once I put ***** on the TV and started choking my python. Then dad suddenly comes home from work, from panic I jumped up to turn off the ***** but couldn't find the remote, got so scared I passed out, and never turned off the TV.#caughtred #awkward #familyembarrassment #pornfail #fainted #daddyissues #masturbationfail

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