Two Teeth Down, Blowjob Game Up

Got a chick I know, and get this—she got hammered one night, face-planted, and knocked out her two front teeth. Been strutting around with that gap for four damn months now, even though she’s got the cash to fix it. I had to ask what the hell’s up, and she straight-up says her man is obsessed with the way she gives head without those teeth. Talk about turning a loss into a freaky-ass win! 😂
#naughty #unexpected #wildlife #turnup

I banged a corpse-looking chick...

This girl dolled herself up like a damn zombie for Halloween, and hell, it was wild! I screwed her hard and blew my load like never before, fucking epic! Now I’m begging her to slap on that dead-girl makeup again, and I’m sitting here wondering—am I a sick bastard or what?!
#darkhumor #halloween #wtf #freaky

Lizun from the Left Bank

Hell yeah, I’m absolutely obsessed with going down on a woman—my first girlfriend opened that wild door for me, and I’ve been hooked ever since, craving it like a damn addict. But here’s the kicker: I’ve been married for almost 5 years now. I’m crazy about my wife, head over heels, no question. Yet, she slams the brakes on me every time—she’s got this old-school vibe, saying a mouth’s just for eating food, not for getting freaky. Recently, I screwed up big time. I cheated on her by indulging in my obsession with someone else. I know I messed up, I’m drowning in guilt, but I’m at a total loss on how to make this right.
#taboo #confession #guilt #desire

The Chick Turned Out to Be a Total Fraud

So, I figured I’d hit up a sauna and get myself a hot piece of ass. Ordered one, expecting a damn goddess based on the pics, but holy shit, what showed up was some freaky hybrid—couldn’t tell if it was a dude or a trans chick. We barely got started, and I’m squinting at this thing, thinking, “Something’s seriously fucked here.” Turns out, my gut was right on the money. I slammed on the brakes, kicked that weird-ass creature to the curb, and swore off hiring whores for life. Lesson learned: don’t fall for those damn fake photos, folks!
#scammed #wtf #catfished #nightmare

Banging a Chick in the Belly Button

Alright, so my buddy’s got this chick, just 17 years old. He’s playin’ it safe since she’s not legal yet, and she’s got some extra cushion, if you catch my drift (a bit of a chubby bunny). So, instead of goin’ all in, he’s been smashing between her tits and, get this, straight into her belly button! 🤣 But yo, shit got wild one day—mid-action, her navel legit came undone, like it popped or some freaky shit, and they had to call the damn medics! Moral of the story, don’t screw around with belly buttons, you absolute degenerates! 🤣
#wtf #epicfail #cringe #nsfw

Weird Craving

I can’t help it, I’ve got this wild obsession with short dudes (under 165 cm), but only if they’re packing 18-19 cm down there. I’ve met a few, and holy shit, it’s insane how massive it looks on such a tiny frame! I’m 185 cm tall, towering over them, and in my head, it’s like I’m getting railed by some freaky little dwarf. Am I completely unhinged, or what?
#kink #unfiltered #wildthoughts #nsfw

My boyfriend’s parents are absolutely wild for each other, banging like rabbits with zero shame about it. They’re so open that they even slip my guy condoms they’ve bought themselves whenever we run low. Honestly, I can’t stop fantasizing about them going at it—imagining the positions, the raw passion... it gets me insanely hot. Is this kinda twisted or what? 😔

👍🏼— Hell yeah, why not?
🌭— Damn, you’re a freaky one.
#taboo #fantasy #nsfw #confession

Back in the day, there was this chick from my class living next door. We barely exchanged a word back then. But when I moved away for studies, shit got real—we started spilling our guts about everything, diving deep into the freaky stuff that gets us going, like wild fetishes and kinky fantasies. So, we made this dirty little pact: when I roll back into town, we’re gonna fuck like there’s no tomorrow. And damn, her body? Pure fire.

Guess what fucking happened next? A week before I was set to show up, I got myself a girlfriend. But, holy shit, it’s been ages, and I’m still itching to bang this old flame. What the hell do I do with this mess?

👍- Screw it, just enjoy the relationship and chill
🌭- Close the damn chapter and smash her already
🤣- Bro, you’ve lost your damn mind🫵
#lust #temptation #drama #wtf

My buddy’s got a girl, just 19, and holy hell, her story’s a damn rollercoaster.

Get this: her dad was getting freaky with himself in the bathroom, rubbing one out like there’s no tomorrow. She strolls in for a shower right after, and boom, somehow she ends up knocked up. When she found out, her jaw hit the floor, and she spilled the beans to my friend. But here’s the kicker—my dude wasn’t even around when this baby-making madness went down!

Her mom, upon hearing this twisted tale, went full savage, laid into her husband with a fury that could shatter walls, and then just peaced out, leaving his sorry ass behind.
#wtf #familydrama #shocking #mindblown

P21. My brother’s got himself a chick, and they’ve been glued at the hip for years now. I used to scratch my head over it—back in the day, he was hopping from one skirt to the next like a damn grasshopper, but with her, it’s like he’s under some wicked spell. She’s got him hooked, pulled in like a fish on a line. And get this—recently, while plastered, she spilled her twisted little “secret” to me. Turns out, once a week, she’s slipping her period blood into his borscht. Claims it’s some freaky love-and-loyalty ritual. Now I’m sitting here, chewing on whether to rat her out to my bro or just let him keep slurping down his cursed soup, head over heels in la-la land.

😐 - Spill the beans to him
👍 - Nah, let them crash and burn on their own
#DarkSecrets #weirdrituals #love potion #wtf

So, check this out, we’ve got a chick in our circle nicknamed “Stuffed.”
And trust me, she earned that name in the most savage way possible.
This girl threw a wild-ass party at her crib, got absolutely hammered, and, as you’d expect, things got freaky.
She was getting passed around like a damn joint, taking on five dudes before she straight-up pissed herself, called it quits on the sixth, and passed out cold.
But one horny bastard wasn’t done yet—he grabbed two carrots and shoved them right up her snatch while she was out.
Then everyone just dipped, leaving her like that.
Now, get this: her mom walks in—oh, and by the way, her mom’s a freaking cop with badges and all.
She finds her darling daughter wasted, butt-naked on a piss-soaked bed, cum smeared on her face, and a goddamn carrot sticking out of her hole.
What a fucking scene!
#wildparty #wtf #savagestory #noshamenosorrows

I hustle as a courier, hauling clothes around town. The gig’s simple: a client tries on the gear, and if it doesn’t fit, I snatch it back and bounce. Recently, I rolled up to a delivery with this fancy "remote fitting" option. I’m like, “Cool, try it on at home, I’ll chill on the staircase.” All by the book, ya know.

Then this chick steps out, shoves some random-ass bag of crap at me, swearing it’s the original order. Hell no, I’m not taking that shit. We go at it, arguing like crazy—damn near had to call the cops to sort this mess out. Eventually, we figured it out, but man, what a headache!

Now, with another client, also a “remote delivery,” things got wild in a whole different way. We started chatting, she offered me coffee, and well, where there’s a cup of joe, there’s often a quick roll in the hay, if you catch my drift, fam. Next thing you know, we’re tangled up in bed. She’s probably 35–40, by the looks of it. Talk about a freaky, unforgettable shift!

# courierlife #wildstories #unexpectedhookups #workperks