Shame on my buddy for being so damn desperate to lose his virginity that he stooped to the lowest of lows. This dude, rejected by everyone, decided to proposition a homeless chick for a quick screw in exchange for a pack of smokes and a bottle of cheap vodka. He’s got the nerve to say, “Yo, she’s only 37, showed me her ID, total MILF material.”
Meanwhile, this so-called “MILF” looks like she’s been rode hard and put away wet—more like 60, if we’re being real.
#desperate #wtf #cringe #noshaming

I’ve been chatting with this chick online for 3 damn years, and things started getting spicy, you know, a little back-and-forth flirtation with some dirty undertones. Then, boom, the bombshell drops—she’s 26 and still a virgin! I mean, what the actual fuck?! She’s straight-up inviting me over to, let’s say, “pop the cherry,” trusting me to be the one to break her in for the first time. Says I’m a decent dude, unlike the fucking idiots she usually runs into. I’ve got some experience under my belt, sure, but I’m absolutely floored that in this day and age, someone can still be untouched at 26! Are there really still people walking around with that kind of “shame” hanging over them?!
#virginity #wtf #firsttime #shocking