Screwing My Girl Through a Bag - What the Hell?

I’m 23, my dude’s 26, and we’ve been stuck together for 5 damn years. We’ve hit that pathetic point where I’m literally begging him to bang me 🙂👍 But guess what? He can’t even get it up for me. So, we cooked up a twisted fix: I slap a plastic bag over my head, punch some holes so I don’t suffocate, and stick a photo of some pornstar on it. Yeah, that’s right—he drills me while oogling smut on his phone. Honestly, should I just ditch this messed-up relationship already?
#wtf #relationshipfail #desperate #bizarre

Holy Shit or Just Another Day?

What a damn bizarre mess I’ve stumbled into.
I’m shacked up with my girl, right? So, one day I barge into the bathroom, and there she is, casually shaving her legs… with my freakin’ beard trimmer! I’m standing there, jaw on the floor, and when I call her out, she just shrugs like it’s no big deal. “Hey, it works great, and you barely use it anyway, like once a week tops.”
I’m pissed but try to play it cool, telling her to keep the damn thing then—I’ll just grab a new one. But then she hesitates, gets all shy, and drops a bombshell: turns out she’s got a foot fetish. She’s getting off on the fact that she’s shaving her legs with something that’s been all over my face. And if that’s not enough to make your skin crawl, she confesses she’s been getting herself off with my toothbrush. What the actual fuck?!
#wtf #relationships #weirdshit #mindblown

Do you also sneak a peek at other dudes’ junk while taking a leak at the urinals?

So, I roll into a public restroom, gotta piss like a racehorse, and I park myself at a urinal. I’m mid-stream, minding my own business, when this guy—probably pushing 40—struts up to the urinal next to me. He unzips his fly and... holy shit, he shoves his hand so deep into his pants it looks like he’s fishing around near his damn knee! Naturally, I’m side-eyeing this bizarre spectacle, my brain short-circuiting as I wonder what kind of monster he’s about to unleash. Then he catches my dumbfounded stare and growls, “What the hell you looking at? MY LEG ITCHED!”

P.S. Dude’s dick was basically a fucking eyedropper, lmao.
#publicrestroom #wtf #awkward #hilarious

My chick’s a decent catch, but damn, she’s got some wild quirks. Just found out she’s hawking her worn-out socks to some creepy old dude from the next building over for 300 rubles a pop. Her excuse? “It’s just fabric, not like I’m banging him or anything.” Hell, I’m stumped on how to even wrap my head around this bizarre side hustle.

👍 - Let those socks stink of cold, hard cash!
😐 - Lay down the law, man, this is some messed-up bullshit!
#weirdshit #sidehustle #wtf #relationships

Alright, listen up, folks!
Back when I was just a tiny brat, my dad and I were messing around with Lego bricks, building shit until we crashed hard—right on the damn floor.
It was summer, scorching hot, and the apartment door was flung wide open, desperate for a breeze to save us from the heatwave.
While we were snoring away like hibernating bears, some random homeless chick wandered in like she owned the place.
Then, picture this: Mom strolls in after a long-ass day at work and catches the most bizarre fuckin’ scene—me and Dad passed out on the floor, and this homeless broad chilling beside us, scarfing down oatmeal and chugging cheap-ass cider like it’s a gourmet feast.
P.S. Mom later bitched about the apartment reeking like rotten herring, swearing it was coming from this chick’s nasty crotch. But here’s the kicker—the stench didn’t fuckin’ leave, and turns out, it was Mom herself stinking up the joint! 🤣
#wtf #crazyfamily #unexpectedguest #stinkybombshell

A sewer pipe burst right on our street, and holy hell, the stench was unbearable, like a punch to the face with raw filth.
An hour dragged by, then two, and the air was still thick with the reek of pure crap.
And guess what? My little sister, bless her chaotic soul, decided to play hero in the most bizarre way—dumping Mom’s fancy-ass perfumes off the balcony to “freshen” the street.
We caught her red-handed on the fourth bottle, but by then, she’d already flushed about 25K rubles worth of designer scents into the stinking abyss below.
Now, what Mom’s gonna do to her when she finds out? That’s the real damn mystery—and I’m not sure I wanna be around for the explosion.
#sewerfail #perfumewaste #familydrama #wtf