Fisting in a Public Shitter

I was strolling through the park, minding my own damn business, when nature screamed bloody murder, and I had to piss like a racehorse. I bolted into the nearest public restroom, a grimy hellhole that reeked of desperation. Did my business, staggered to the sink to scrub off the filth, when—bam!—I hear water gushing like a broken dam. The stall door slams open with a violent thunk, and out struts this chick… with her freaking hand smeared in shit. She flashes me a grin straight from a nightmare and casually drops, “Yeah, I get backed up sometimes. Meds are a rip-off, so I just dig in and clear the pipes myself.”
I flew out of that cursed cesspool so fast, I damn near broke the sound barrier, the wind howling in my wake.
#wtf #gross #publictoilet #shocking

The Urban Siren Unleashed

This lone vixen, craving the raw thrill of flesh, can’t imagine a life without the wild dance of desire—I’m hooked, body and soul, and I don’t hold back on the number of lovers I devour. Never once did I stop to count the bodies I’ve claimed, but damn, my job’s turned into a nomadic carnival (hauling documents across town to every goddamn office), and now, not a single day slips by without me bumping into some old flame. They’re everywhere—lurking in every corner of this cursed city, familiar faces grinning like ghosts of past sins! Hell, I might need to cool my jets before this game bites me in the ass.
#wildlife #cityseductress #nomercy #pastencounters

Got scarred for life, and it’s a twisted tale.

Back when I was just a little punk, they left me with a babysitter, barely 20, fresh-faced and clueless. Anyway, she crashes hard, dead to the world, and I stumble upon a porno disc, pop it in, and get an eyeful. Curiosity burns, so I sneak a peek under her dress to see what’s what. Boom—she catches me red-handed, flips out, and lays down some cursed wisdom: “Stick your dick in there, kid, and it’s game over, stuck forever.” That fucked me up real good. Since then, I can’t even get hard for pussy, no matter how hot the chick. Only head works for me now, and I’m just feeding it to the girls, no regrets. 😢
#trauma #wtf #childhoodscarred #taboo

A Total Shitshow in Front of His Mom

So, I was messing around with my guy in his room, and in the heat of the moment, his damn dick slipped out of his boxers. I couldn’t resist—grabbed my phone and recorded the whole damn thing, planning to tease him with it later. But fuck, my dumbass finger slipped, and somehow, through the cursed Wi-Fi, that spicy clip blasted straight onto the living room TV. And guess who was parked there, sipping her tea? His poor, unsuspecting mother. The footage looped like a nightmare for a solid 5-10 minutes, replaying every awkward angle. I’m fucking mortified, and I’ll never live this down.
#epicfail #cringe #embarrassment #wtfmoment

We were slamming drinks on a random weekday, no fucks given. Started at some dingy café, then rolled into a sweaty, pulsating club. Place was damn near empty, just a ghost town of bad decisions. Wandering around, we spot this lone chick brooding in the corner, looking like she’s got stories to tell. There were three of us, a pack of wolves on the prowl. We sauntered over, threw some smooth lines, and invited her to join the chaos. A few flirty words later, boom, we’re all piling into a steamy sauna, ready to turn up the heat. Decided to go for a wild threesome—hell yeah, she’s game. We head to the back room, where shit’s about to get real.

Everything’s lit, I’m rock hard and raring to go. But then she strips down… and holy shit, I see it. Her lady bits? Man, it’s a fucking nightmare down there—bulging, greasy, like some cursed slug staring back at me. Instant turn-off. My boner dies a tragic death. I’m outta there, quietly grabbing my stuff and bolting for the door, no looking back.

Ladies, for the love of all that’s holy, take care of yourselves. That horrifying snail image is still burned into my damn brain.
#wtf #baddecisions #turnoff #cringe

P21. My brother’s got himself a chick, and they’ve been glued at the hip for years now. I used to scratch my head over it—back in the day, he was hopping from one skirt to the next like a damn grasshopper, but with her, it’s like he’s under some wicked spell. She’s got him hooked, pulled in like a fish on a line. And get this—recently, while plastered, she spilled her twisted little “secret” to me. Turns out, once a week, she’s slipping her period blood into his borscht. Claims it’s some freaky love-and-loyalty ritual. Now I’m sitting here, chewing on whether to rat her out to my bro or just let him keep slurping down his cursed soup, head over heels in la-la land.

😐 - Spill the beans to him
👍 - Nah, let them crash and burn on their own
#DarkSecrets #weirdrituals #love potion #wtf

Digging in the garden with Grandpa, we unearthed a creepy-ass old box. Inside, a doll stared back at us, tangled in barbed wire like some twisted prisoner, stuffed into a kid’s onesie stained with god-knows-what. Grandma barked at us to leave it the hell alone. Did we listen? Fuck no. Since then, Grandpa’s leg has been falling apart—skin splitting open like rotten fruit, joints swelling like a bitch. Docs can’t figure out shit. That cursed doll? It’s chilling in the shed. Every damn time I step in there, I swear its gaze has shifted just a hair to the left, watching me like a predator.
#haunted #cursed #wtf #paranormal

So, I recently shacked up with my dude, and let me tell ya, day-to-day life is pure bliss. I’ve never met a guy so level-headed, chill, and downright amazing. But holy freaking hell, I’m still reeling in absolute horror every time I sort through the laundry. How, just HOW, can someone wipe their ass so damn poorly that every pair of undies is a freaking crime scene of shit stains? And this is a man who showers multiple times a day! I’ve already stealthily trashed half his underwear collection under the cover of darkness. Hell, I even went out and bought wet toilet paper to save us from this nightmare! Lord almighty, why have I been cursed with this shit-smeared disgrace of a man? 😂
#relationshipstruggles #laundryhorror #wtf #gross

I often stumble upon disgraceful tales of the downtrodden—homeless folks and drunks getting beaten down, cursed out, and humiliated. My heart aches for them, sure, but let’s be real—some of these poor bastards dug their own graves with bad choices. What I don’t get is the smug pricks who mock these fallen souls, laughing at their misery without a shred of fear that fate’s cruel boomerang might swing back and leave them rotting on the streets too.
#harshreality #streetlife #karma #brutaltruth

How to use Git rebase

So you heard about git rebase.
You thought: “I’m ready to level up.”

Now your branch is a war crime and git log looks like abstract art.

Here’s the lore:
git fetch origin
git rebase origin/main

That’s the good kind.
Now here’s the dark kind:
git rebase -i HEAD~5

This opens a portal to a cursed realm where “pick” becomes “squash” and your past commits beg for mercy.

Pro tip: Never rebase a shared branch. Unless you like pain. Or have tenure.