If you ever feel like a complete idiot, just remember there are dudes out there starting street fights over a chick who cheated on them. And get this—they’re out there smashing some random guy’s face in, a poor bastard who didn’t even know the skank had a boyfriend in the first place! 🤠

😐 - Honestly, they’re kinda in the right.
👍 - Nah, they’re just dumbass simp losers.
#drama #streetfights #cheating #idiots

I keep seeing these old folks getting screwed out of mind-blowing millions. What the hell, are our retirees living like goddamn kings or something?! 20 million, 40 million, and so on, some 80-year-old grandpa, for fuck’s sake. On one hand, I’m like, where the hell do these idiots even get that kind of cash, selling their apartments and wiring money to who-the-fuck-knows-where. On the other hand, I’m thinking, maybe I should just find myself a loaded granny and snag a fat inheritance, haha!
#scam #retirees #millionaires # InheritanceHustle

I’ve got this buddy, right, and back in the day, he rolled around in a beat-up Lada, a real piece of junk. Almost every damn day, we’d huddle around our rusty rides, tinkering with ‘em, chugging cheap beer, and cackling like idiots. Well, except for him—he was the designated driver, stuck sipping soda while we got sloshed.

One evening, we were deep in the guts of his clunker, piecing it back together after tearing it apart. He got distracted, probably daydreaming about something dumb, and I, being the absolute gremlin I am, yanked a brake line hose off just for shits and giggles. Figured he’d catch it, slap it back on, and we’d have a good laugh. Spoiler: he didn’t notice a damn thing.

That night, my man straight-up smashed into a fence—brakes completely kaput. The front of his car? Totaled. The fence? Obliterated. And now, on top of fixing his wreck, he’s gotta shell out cash to patch up some rando’s property. What a disaster.

So, tell me, do I deserve the glorious title of Chief Screw-Up Mechanic of Failville or what?
#epicfail #carmayhem #dumbassmove #wrecked

So, we’ve got a couple of absolute jokers in our hood who thought it’d be a riot to spray-paint stray dogs and cats. Yeah, just for shits and giggles, as they put it. And get this—these brain-dead idiots had the nerve to record it, giggling like morons while dousing those poor animals in paint.

Anyway, me and the boys tracked these punks down. Turns out, they’re just a pair of 17-year-old dipshits. We gave ‘em a choice: one gets dunked in the filthy-ass river, the other takes a golden shower. One picked the piss—fine, got it straight to the face, no mercy. The other took a swim in the stink, then dragged his sorry, soaked ass home in nothing but his skivvies.

😐 - Too far, not cool by street code
👍 - Nah, they deserved it, don’t fuck with helpless animals
#streetjustice #animalcruelty #payback #nofilter

I’ve been chatting with this chick online for 3 damn years, and things started getting spicy, you know, a little back-and-forth flirtation with some dirty undertones. Then, boom, the bombshell drops—she’s 26 and still a virgin! I mean, what the actual fuck?! She’s straight-up inviting me over to, let’s say, “pop the cherry,” trusting me to be the one to break her in for the first time. Says I’m a decent dude, unlike the fucking idiots she usually runs into. I’ve got some experience under my belt, sure, but I’m absolutely floored that in this day and age, someone can still be untouched at 26! Are there really still people walking around with that kind of “shame” hanging over them?!
#virginity #wtf #firsttime #shocking