Listen up, if you've got a small dick, don’t even think about suggesting a threesome to your girl.

I’m 26, she’s 28, been together for five wild years. I always fantasized about getting into a MFM with my wife, something raw and unhinged. Finally, it went down one drunken night with a buddy from trade school. The rush, the heat—fuck, it was insane! But here’s the brutal kicker. My cock, fully hard, barely hits 11 cm. My mate? He’s packing a solid 19 cm. And guess what? After experiencing what she called a “real piece of equipment,” she fucking left me. Dumped my ass for a bigger thrill.
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Threesome Drama with My Guy’s Best Mate

So, my boyfriend dropped a bombshell on me—he wants to spice things up with a threesome. Not just with anyone, oh no, but with his damn best buddy. Claims he only trusts him for this wild ride. I shut that shit down real quick, said hell no. Now he’s moping around, pouting like a little bitch, whining that I’m not “adventurous” and doomed to a boring-ass life of monotony. What the actual fuck, people?! Am I the weird one here, or is this just next-level insane?
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My buddy’s girl got screwed over by a traffic cop

So, I’ve got this friend, right? She was hauling ass down the road, way over the speed limit, when a cop pulled her over. Shit hit the fan real quick—they threatened to yank her license, total fucking scam. But get this, instead of a ticket, she ended up losing her backdoor virginity right there in the damn patrol car!
She told me it was insanely hot, got her all revved up, especially with the dude in uniform rocking that ridiculous reflective vest like some kind of kinky superhero.
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Screwing a gymnast? That’s not just some casual fling, folks.

You’ve got hordes of dudes out there, drooling over the idea of banging a gymnast, spinning wild tales of how they’d ravish her in a million filthy ways. Self-proclaimed badasses, huh? But when push comes to shove, their grand fantasies fizzle out into a pathetic handful of boring-ass positions. Why the hell bother chasing a gymnast if you’ve got no clue how to handle her insane flexibility?
And here’s a juicy tidbit for laughs: I was perched in a full split between two chairs, channeling my inner Van Damme, while this guy was pounding me from below. Guess what? His freaking mom walked in and caught the whole damn show...
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Insane Granny Encounter

So, I just moved into this new apartment, right? My neighbor turns out to be this sweet, seemingly harmless old lady who flashes me the warmest smiles. One day, she invites me over for a chat, and I think, "Why the hell not?" So, there we are, sipping tea, exchanging small talk, when out of nowhere, this granny goes full psycho! She lunges at me, starts yapping some crazy shit, and before I can even blink, she’s yanked my pants down and is groping me like it’s her last day on earth! I’m freaking out, scramble to pull my pants up, and bolt out of there faster than you can say “wtf just happened?!”
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Weird Craving

I can’t help it, I’ve got this wild obsession with short dudes (under 165 cm), but only if they’re packing 18-19 cm down there. I’ve met a few, and holy shit, it’s insane how massive it looks on such a tiny frame! I’m 185 cm tall, towering over them, and in my head, it’s like I’m getting railed by some freaky little dwarf. Am I completely unhinged, or what?
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P18. I’m decked out like a full-on metalhead—chains dangling, wristbands stacked, torn-up jeans, hair spiked to the heavens, combat boots stomping, and a t-shirt screaming my favorite band’s name. So, I’m riding the subway today, blasting my killer tunes through my headphones, when I notice this cute chick sitting across from me. As usual, I’m lost in my own damn world, ignoring everything and everyone, just vibing. I get up to hop off at my stop, and outta nowhere, I catch a hand waving at me from the right. I turn my head, and there she is—this girl, holding out her phone with a note open on the screen. I squint to read it, and holy shit, it says, “You look insanely cool.”

Man, I turned redder than a devil’s ass, completely flustered! Now I’m kicking myself for being such a dumbass and missing the chance to chat her up.
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Hey, shameless crew, what’s good?
I’m dropping my first wild tale here, so buckle up!
Here’s the deal—I was 18, fresh off the boat in St. Petersburg, straight from my tiny nowhere town.
Back home, my parents kept me on a tight leash, no fun allowed, so when I hit the big city, I went full savage: boozing, partying, hitting every sweaty club in sight.
One night, I stumbled down one of Piter’s infamous sin streets—y’all know the vibe, though they shut that shithole down since.
I got absolutely hammered, trolling for someone to crash the night with.
Spotted a chick, made out hard, hands all over each other, and hell yeah, we rolled back to her place. She looked hot—or at least, my drunk ass thought so.
We get there, climb the stairs, step into her pad, and I’m already hyped for some raw action.
Then, from a smoke-drenched kitchen, a dude’s voice growls, “The fuck you ain’t alone?”
She fires back, “I’m getting even, asshole. You drag random sluts home from the club all the time.”
Somehow, this psycho calms down—what kind of fucked-up relationship even is this?
We crash into bed, and I’m like, “Fuck it, I’m out,” too wasted to bounce in the middle of the night.
Next thing I know, she’s taking turns blowing us both.
What the hell, right? I couldn’t even finish—shit was too weird, and I was way too smashed.
Then she starts pushing for a double-team with her damn husband, but I’m so done I fake a back injury, acting like I can’t even move.
Passed out like that.
Morning comes, and she keeps creeping into the room, checking if I’m awake, even trying to jerk me off, but I play dead harder than ever.
Finally, when she stops hovering, I bolt—throw on my clothes, sprint out the door, not a word said.
I was completely fucking floored.

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My boyfriend’s parents are absolutely wild for each other, banging like rabbits with zero shame about it. They’re so open that they even slip my guy condoms they’ve bought themselves whenever we run low. Honestly, I can’t stop fantasizing about them going at it—imagining the positions, the raw passion... it gets me insanely hot. Is this kinda twisted or what? 😔

👍🏼— Hell yeah, why not?
🌭— Damn, you’re a freaky one.
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Hey, I’ve scored a job at this wicked spot, a straight-up sex shop, hell yeah!
Just got some insane new toys in stock—fleshlights crafted from the intimate curves of absolute legends.
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And damn, for the third shift running, I’ve been taking turns pounding them like there’s no tomorrow! 🤣
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Here’s the wild tale, folks. For over two damn years, I’ve been claiming the same parking spot—my territory, marked with my car’s number, no questions asked. Yesterday, I roll up, and some audacious bastard has the nerve to squat on MY spot. And get this—there are heaps of empty spaces around, but no, this prick just HAD to pick mine for his throne.

I started scheming a silent, savage revenge. Then it hit me—this jerk’s car has the heater intake right under the hood, by the windshield. So, I slyly dropped a little “stinking surprise payload” right there. Let’s just say, when he cranks up the heat, he’ll be basking in the rancid perfume of my pissed-off payback.

My girl looked at me like I’d lost my damn mind and straight-up called me insane! 🤣
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So, I’ve got this buddy, just 20 years old, and some bastard leaked a wild-ass video into our group chat. It’s his chick, 18 and feisty, chilling at some random pad, blindfolded, cackling like a hyena while she’s jerking off some dude’s sad, limp dick.
Then, boom, she rips off the blindfold, shrieks, “Holy shit, who the hell is this?!”—and the whole damn room erupts, laughing their asses off, clapping like it’s the prank of the century.
My boy, absolutely floored, just stares at her and goes,
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And she, with a straight face, cool as a cucumber, hits him with,
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So, what’s the verdict, fam? He’s still with her, acting like nothing happened, just cruising along like it’s all good.

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My buddy, under the wild haze of lyrica, completely lost his damn mind. He stumbled across an electric meter on the street, its red button flashing like a sinister warning, and instantly thought, “Holy shit, it’s a bomb straight out of Counter-Strike—terrorists have rigged the whole freaking neighborhood!”

Without a second thought, he bolted to the garage, snatched up an axe, and charged back to “defuse” the damn thing. He smashed that meter to splinters, swinging like a madman, only to get zapped by a brutal jolt of electricity that nearly fried his ass.

Next thing he knew, he woke up in the ICU, feeling like some badass spec-ops hero—except all he had to show for it were some nasty burns and zero glory.
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D21. I’ve got this epic bestie, and we’re always losing our damn minds over the most ridiculous crap.
When we crack up, we legit piss ourselves—yes, I mean that literally, drenched pants and all.
We straight-up admit it to each other, which makes us laugh even harder, and, well, piss even more.
This insane cycle’s been going strong for over four freaking years!
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