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So, I’ve got this buddy, just 20 years old, and some bastard leaked a wild-ass video into our group chat. It’s his chick, 18 and feisty, chilling at some random pad, blindfolded, cackling like a hyena while she’s jerking off some dude’s sad, limp dick.
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D21. I’ve got this epic bestie, and we’re always losing our damn minds over the most ridiculous crap.
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