The Girl Whispers Sweet Nothings to My Dick

So, I’m about to dump this chick, but she’s clinging on for dear life, dragging me to our secret hideout like it’s gonna change my mind. I already know how this shitshow ends, and I’m over it, but fuck it, I go anyway. Without wasting a damn second, she’s on her knees, unzipping my pants, pulling out my cock, and going to town like it’s her last meal. I tell her straight up, “This ain’t gonna fix anything,” but then—get this—she starts fuckin’ talking to my dick. Yeah, you heard that right. She’s staring right at it, cooing like it’s her damn puppy, saying, “My sweet boy, we’re so good together… but your asshole owner doesn’t give a shit! He wants to tear us apart!” I’m standing there, dumbfounded, not sure whether to laugh or just walk the hell away. What the fuck do I even do with her now?
#wtf #crazyex #mindblown #awkward

Betrayed by a Sleazy Taxi Driver

I’m 22, scraping by with my girl, 19, in a shitty rented room in some godforsaken suburban dump. Her college was a 30-minute bus slog, and she’d bitch nonstop about being late or exhausted.
Then I started noticing something off—she’d leave earlier in the morning but somehow make it to class faster.
Turns out, some greasy, fat-ass taxi driver was giving her “free” rides every damn day. But here’s the kicker: after her lectures, he’d bang her in the backseat of his grimy cab.
Meanwhile, I’m busting my ass at two jobs just so we don’t starve on cheap ramen every night. What a fucking joke.
#betrayal #cheating #scumbag #rage

Listen up, if you've got a small dick, don’t even think about suggesting a threesome to your girl.

I’m 26, she’s 28, been together for five wild years. I always fantasized about getting into a MFM with my wife, something raw and unhinged. Finally, it went down one drunken night with a buddy from trade school. The rush, the heat—fuck, it was insane! But here’s the brutal kicker. My cock, fully hard, barely hits 11 cm. My mate? He’s packing a solid 19 cm. And guess what? After experiencing what she called a “real piece of equipment,” she fucking left me. Dumped my ass for a bigger thrill.
#harshreality #threesomegonewrong #sizeissues #brutaltruth

The Cuckold Pimp of Shameville

There was this dude in our crew, man, and he’d straight-up let other guys bang his chick... like at parties, she’d be passed out drunk, and he’d be like, "Go for it, 2 grand and she’s yours for the ride, just don’t nut inside, yeah?" Well, guess what, she got knocked up anyway. And this guy, he’s all, "I don’t give a shit, I’m dumping this trash."
But the punchline? He fuckin’ married her in the end!
#cuckold #drama #wtf #savage

Jealous Maniac

This chick straight-up stabbed me in the thigh, convinced I was cheating on her. All because I mumbled "Ksyusha" in my damn sleep and apparently acted shady. Truth is, I was just planning a freaking birthday surprise for her, the ungrateful psycho.
Dumped her ass on the spot. Now she’s crawling back, begging for forgiveness, claiming her love and jealousy made her lose her damn mind.
Lucky for me, the blade missed any major tendons—docs say I’ll be walking right in a couple of months.
#jealousy #psycho #stabbed #drama

Did he cheat with some ancient chick?..

Day 25. I’m sitting with my little girl, feeding her, when the doorbell screeches like a banshee. I open up, and there’s this broad standing there, looking like she just crawled out of a thrift store dumpster. She hits me with, “I’ve been banging your husband for half a year now. Had no clue he was playing house with a family.”
He’s swearing up and down it’s blackmail, that she’s batshit crazy... And I’m torn, man. Part of me buys her story, part of me’s like, “Nah, no way,” because she’s freaking 43, and she ain’t no hot cougar fantasy. Nah, she looks like the grumpy hag who slings cigarettes at the corner shop, for fuck’s sake!
#cheatingdrama #wtf #marriagecrisis #shockingtruth

Screwing my ex’s sister now, and damn, it’s wild!

My ex dumped me, cheated on me, and I didn’t even have time to wallow in self-pity before her sister showed up like a damn goddess, smirking with intent. She straight-up said, “I knew that bitch would fuck up, and I’ve been waiting for my shot. I’m into you, big time.” And holy hell, she’s the best I’ve ever had—hands down the hottest, most mind-blowing relationship, especially in the bedroom. Never thought I’d say this, but getting dumped was the best damn thing that ever happened to me!
#revengefuck #hotrebound #exdrama #sisterswap

A Fucking Disgrace of a Pig

I was with her for six damn months, busting my ass to help with her studies, bringing her food, and footing the bill for her shitty rented dump.
One day, I clock out early from work, thinking I’ll surprise her, only to find some “friend” crashed for the night.
Friend, my ass—this bearded fuck with an IQOS dangling from his lips is pounding her right there in the studio I’m paying for.
Cheers, motherfuckers, I’m officially an ex.
#betrayal #cheating #fuckedover #rage

She rode him hard while the dude was completely wasted

My wild-ass friend hopped on this guy’s dick while he was blackout drunk. She said his junk was rock hard, but the poor bastard couldn’t even flutter an eyelid—why let a good thing go to waste, right? She bounced on that rod like a damn trampoline, claiming it was the best ride of her life. All fun and games until—bam—she’s knocked up. The guy swears he never finished inside her, so he’s calling it a cheat and dumped her sorry ass...
#wildtimes #drunkmistakes #unexpectedpregnancy #drama

Dude’s off to the army, chick’s already riding the dick carousel

So, I’ve got these acquaintances, right? They were all lovey-dovey for a solid year. Then the guy gets shipped off to the military, and his girl’s like, “I’ll wait for you, babe, I swear!” Yeah, right. Three days later, she’s cruising around in some random dudes’ ride, probably getting more action than a porn star. Fast forward two weeks, and boom—they’re done. She’s likely getting banged and driven around like a damn VIP. But get this, she’s spinning the story like, “Oh, he’s just a shitty person, so I dumped his sorry ass.”
#drama #cheating #militarylife #savage

The Buff Neighbor - A Family Disaster

Me and my girl were renting a dump, scraping by to save for a mortgage. The guy downstairs? A jacked-up beast, a mechanic, always fixing shit, even dropping off pies when I’m slaving away at the office.
Turns out, the bastard wasn’t just fixing pipes—he’d been “servicing” my girl for three damn months.
#betrayal #cheating #neighborsfromhell #savage

Genius or Just a Lucky Bastard?

So, my chick only went down on me twice, with a damn two-month gap between. The first time? Absolute trash, like she was chewing on a raw hot dog. But the second? Holy hell, it was a masterpiece—she worked it like a goddamn pro. Now I’m haunted by the nasty thought that she’s been practicing on someone else’s gear. Screw it, I’m dumping her ass before I lose my mind.
#relationships #suspicions #wtf #breakup

Bullshitter or spilling the real tea?

So, I’m on this damn plane, right, and I can’t help but overhear two slick dudes chatting, dripping with cash and confidence. One of ‘em, the player of the century, is juggling two hot chicks at once, can’t make up his mind which one to lock down. So, he throws out the wildest idea—invites them for a steamy FFM threesome. The deal? Whichever girl makes him bust the most gets to be his main squeeze. And guess what? Both chicks are game for it, and they have one hell of a sweaty, wild night. But plot twist—he dumps both their asses! His logic? If they’re cool with sharing his dick without a hint of jealousy, neither of them truly gives a fuck about him. So, he ditches them for a third babe who apparently gives mind-blowing deepthroat like it’s a damn art form. I was floored, couldn’t even process this madness till we landed.
#player #threesome #savage #wtf

If you’re gonna cheat, at least cover your damn tracks!

I was dating this guy who swore up and down he was sober and all about that fitness life—hitting the gym like a beast. But a couple of months in, he started vanishing at night. His excuse? “Oh, just hitting the 24-hour gym, babe!” Yeah, right. I wasn’t born yesterday. I slipped an AirTag into his wallet and tracked his sneaky ass. Turns out, he wasn’t pumping iron—he was creeping into his ex’s apartment building. When I confronted him, he lost it, screaming, “This is your fault! You smothered me! I love her—she fries me dumplings, damn it!”
I told him to go ahead and fry her “dumpling” all he wants now!
#cheating #drama #busted #relationshipfail

iPhone for a Quickie

Lived with my chick for two damn years. Rented a shitty little one-room dump, scraping every penny for a down payment on something better.
Lately, she’s been “stuck at work” way too often, pulling late nights like I’m some clueless idiot. Then, boom, I catch her ass in a café, cozying up with some sleazy bastard, his hand creeping on her thigh like he owns her.
She fed me some crap about him being an “old friend” helping with her so-called “business.” Yeah, right.
Next day, she’s flaunting a shiny new iPhone on her socials, probably bought with more than just a handshake.
And guess what? My number’s blocked. I’m ghosted. Done dirty.
#betrayal #cheating #savage #heartbreak

**On the Army and the Left Bank Drama**

I got dragged into the army last year, shipped off in June,
My girl swore she’d wait, but ditched me a damn month before I got out.
When I rolled back, my bro spilled the ugly truth—
She cheated on New Year’s in some sweaty club, with some random asshole.
I asked why he didn’t tell me sooner; he said he thought I’d off myself over it.
Meanwhile, my so-called “faithful” swore up and down she didn’t even step foot in clubs.
Bottom line, dudes—if you’re heading to the army, dump your chick before you go.
Save yourself the heartbreak and the bullshit.
#ArmyStruggles #cheatingdrama #heartbreak #trustissues

D23. Hey, shame on me, I need some raw advice. Should I keep the gifts and toys from my exes? I’ve piled up quite a stash from all my past flings, and I’m wondering if it’s totally lame to hold onto this sentimental crap.

👍 - Hell yeah, it’s cringe - toss that shit out or dump it at an orphanage!
🤣 - Keep it, who gives a damn!
#relationshipdrama #exmemories #cringeornot #letitgo

Alright, so check this out, I’m M.17, rolling with my crew—two of my bros and a couple of chicks we vibe with. Man, no clue what kinda wild hair got up our asses, but we figured, screw it, let’s dive into this sketchy-ass river (heads up: it’s basically a sewer dump). We stripped down to our skivvies, no shame in our game. I cannonballed in first, splashing like a damn fool, followed by one of my dudes. Then the two girls jumped in, while our last bro played cameraman, capturing the chaos.

Get this, there were these two old geezers, like 50-something, also swimming in this cesspool, and they straight-up asked our camera guy to film them. Meanwhile, one of our girls stubs her toe, bends over to check it out, and—bam—our bro with the camera swings it right to her ass, zooming in like a perv on a mission.

After we all crawled out of that nasty water, one of my soaked bros peels off his drenched undies, slaps on some shorts commando-style, and starts twirling his wet drawers over his head like he’s some damn cowboy with a lasso. Absolute madness, I’m dying! 🤣
#wtfmoment #riverdisaster #wildcrew #cringelaughs

I threw up a wild ad on Avito, screaming, "I’ll dump a steaming pile right at your enemy’s doorstep!" Thought it was just a sick joke, tossed it out there, and forgot about it. But holy crap, people are actually hitting me up, ready to shell out 500 rubles for this twisted service! They send the address, I sneak into the building like a goddamn ninja, hunt down the target apartment, drop the load, and snap a pic of the glorious "deposit" for proof. 😂
#prankster #savage #wtf #darkhumor

D21. About a month back, I got roped into a wild ride with my bestie and a couple of her shady acquaintances. Two of them, total strangers, and somehow, after cruising around, we ended up in a damn sauna, of all places. We were already half-sloshed, the night a blurry mess of laughter and bad decisions. Long story short, I ended up screwing one of the guys in the heat of the moment.

Fast forward to now—I took a test, and guess what? It’s positive. Too late to back out with an abortion, the window’s slammed shut. As for that guy, no dice—he’s already crawled back to his ex, leaving me high and dry.

Now I’m stuck mulling over whether to slink back to my old flame, the one I had a long, messy history with. He’s got health issues, can’t have kids of his own, which might work in my favor. We could play happy family, but I’m torn—do I spill the ugly truth about this mess, or keep my trap shut and hope for the best?

😐-Dump the kid in an orphanage once it’s born
👍🏻-Shack up with the ex and fake it
😢-Go solo and raise the little gremlin myself
#unexpectedpregnancy #baddecisions #lifechoices #drama

P24. I've been shacking up with my chick for a year now. Things are solid, but she’s dead-set against tying the knot. She’s all like, “I’m good without that official bullshit.” Meanwhile, I’m over here dreaming of the whole package—wife, kids, white picket fence, the classic deal. She’s not pushing me, but I can’t shake the feeling we’re on totally different fucking paths. I’m hanging in there, but for how long? No damn clue. What’s your take, peeps?

😐-She’s fuckin’ weird, dump her ass and find someone normal
🤣-Dude, you’re a moron, enjoy the ride while you’re still young and free
#relationshipdrama #marriageissues #loveandconflict #lifechoices

I’m stuck in this damn apartment block, and the neighbors upstairs are banging like wild animals every freaking night. Last night, for instance, they were going at it hardcore until 4 a.m., screwing with my sleep big time. Yo, shameless crew, hit me with some advice on how to deal with this crap:

👍 - Storm up there mid-action and tell ‘em to shut the hell up.
🤣 - Sneak up and take a dump right outside their door, no words needed.
#noisyneighbors #sleeplessnights #wtf #revenge

Is it worth throwing punches over a chick? I’m straight-up thinking it’s absolute bullshit, but my girl’s got a different take. She’s like, “What if my ex rolls up outta nowhere and starts talking shit to you? What you gonna do then?” I’m just like, “Yo, y’all sort your own damn drama. What’s he gonna ‘come at me’ for? For what reason?” Long story short, she hit me with the “You’re weak as a man” line. Lmao, for real?

😐 - She’s got a point, I guess.
👍 - Dump her ass, no cap.
#relationshipdrama #manup #toxicvibes #wtf

A wild kid rolled into the dump of a school, sporting massive ear tunnels that could fit a damn truck. First day in, some savage classmates slapped a padlock through one of those gaping holes, snapped it shut, and flushed the key down the shitter with a wicked laugh. After that, the poor bastard vanished—poof, gone like a ghost in the night.
#prankgonewrong #earpiercing #savage #schoolbullies

So, I splurged on a kickass bouquet for my girl's birthday—tomorrow’s the big day. Dropped a cool 10k on those blooms, ya know, to make her feel like a queen. Planned to roll up in the morning and hand them over with flair. Left the flowers chilling overnight in a bucket of water in the bathroom, thinking they’d stay fresh.

Fast forward to morning, I check on ‘em, and holy shit—disaster! My drunk-ass dad, in some fucked-up stupor, legit took a dump in the damn bucket. Petals drowning in crap, and he’s passed out cold, no clue why the hell he’d do this insanity. I’m pissed, but also kinda losing it laughing at the absurdity. 😡😂

Now I’m on a mission to scrub the literal shit outta these flowers, make ‘em presentable, and still surprise my girl. Fingers crossed I can pull off this stinking miracle, damn it!
#whathefuck #disaster #familydrama #birthdayfail

Today, I witnessed a damn wild scene—a grimy homeless dude squatting in the bushes, taking a massive dump right into a plastic bag. With that stinking bundle of filth slung over his shoulder like a trophy, he strutted straight toward the nearest "Magnit" store. Bold as hell, he marched in, planted his nasty little bomb in a locker, slammed it shut, locked it tight, and strolled out with the key in hand like he owned the place.
#wtf #gross #publicnuisance #shocking

D23. Hey there! So, I’ve got a boyfriend, and here’s the wild-ass story of how shit went down. We were chilling with some Tuvans—y’know, those hardcore motherfuckers who don’t mess around. Anyway, we were partying hard by the lake, grilling up a storm with some shashlik. Hours later, I find out I’ve been scarfing down goddamn fried dog meat, not lamb like they told me. And guess what? My boyfriend fuckin’ knew all along...

😐-Eh, whatever, no big deal
👍-Dump his sorry ass
#cultureclash #wtf #foodshock #relationshipdrama

A wild confession about a shitty situation in a hospital bathroom
Back in 7th grade, I found myself in a dire predicament while taking a massive dump in a hospital. No toilet paper in sight, and I wasn’t about to leave my masterpiece unwiped. Thinking on my feet, I snatched a grimy rag dangling from the janitor’s drying rack near the radiator in the john. I smeared a glorious streak of filth on it, then hung it back up, crap-side facing the heater. Soon enough, the stench hit like a freight train, and the poor cleaning lady was cursing up a storm when she caught a whiff.
Still burns me with shame to this day. 😢
#epicfail #bathroomdisaster #cringemoment #shameless

My brother ditched town for studies, dumping his cat on me like I’m some damn pet sitter.
Two months later, this guy has the audacity to text me— “Sell the cat, I don’t need it anymore.”
I’m freaking floored! I took her in, raised her, fed her, got attached, and he just spits out “sell her” like she’s trash.
Screw that! I blocked his sorry ass and kept the cat. Shame on this so-called “owner” for being such a heartless jerk!
#PetLove #heartless #catmom #screwyou

My damn roommate in this rented shithole keeps dragging his chick over. And not just for cuddles—oh no, they’re banging so hard my ears are damn near bleeding. These paper-thin walls can’t block shit, and his bed creaks like a haunted fucking house straight out of a slasher flick, all at 2 a.m. I lost it one night, banged on the wall for some peace, and it went dead silent. Then this asshole slides into our shared chat with, “Don’t knock, folks, we’re making love here.” What the hell do I do, you degenerates??

🌭 - Earplugs, man, just get some fucking earplugs
🤣 - Take a dump right at his door
👍 - Blast some ear-shattering, balls-to-the-wall noise back at ‘em
#roommatehell #noisyfuckers #thinwalls #sleeplessnights