📌 Exposed Secrets: How I Uncovered a Kubernetes Service Account Token in Plaintext Logs

⚠️ Disclaimer
This article assumes you're already somewhat familiar with Kubernetes concepts (Pods, ServiceAccounts) and the basics of JSON Web Tokens (JWTs).
It was a Tuesday.Nothing special - just your average day as a platform engineer. My team's notifications were mercifully quiet, and I th...

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I begged my sister to let me crash at her place since I couldn’t snag an apartment by September (gotta study, you know).
Now, here I am, a damn month in, scrubbing floors, whipping up meals, and playing babysitter to her kid while she’s out partying like a reckless teenager at random crash pads.
Then, yesterday, she has the audacity to strut in and snap, “You’re living under my roof—keep your head down. And don’t waste water, it’s pricey.”
I’m losing my freaking mind! I’m the one stocking her fridge and covering the electric bill!

Should I just suck it up and take the abuse, or pack my crap and pitch a tent in the nearest woods?
#familydrama #freeloader #wtf #ragequit

I just dug through the web, and bloody hell, turns out if you’ve got a drinking problem, the military papers slap you with a big fat "unfit for service." And here I thought booze doesn’t solve a damn thing—guess it solves dodging the draft!
#alcoholtruth #militarylife #boozehacks #dodgingthedraft

Folks, I’m absolutely fucking floored. Six damn years with my husband, busting my ass at work while he lounges at home, supposedly “crafting beats.” I come home yesterday, and guess what? I catch this bastard jerking off in the bathroom... to a video of our ex-nanny! Mind you, I fired her ass a year ago for some shady-ass flirting with him.

I lost it, smashed his lip with a jar of pickles, and bolted to my friend’s place. Now he’s blowing up my phone, claiming it was “just a fantasy” and that nothing ever happened between them. What the actual hell?!

👍 - Kick his perverted ass to the curb!
😢 - Forgive him, but lay down some hardcore rules.
😐 - Shit happens, at least he didn’t cheat.
#marriagecrisis #wtf #cheatingdrama #relationshiphell

So, around the university grounds, there are tons of benches and a quaint little park area. That’s where this creepy old perv often lurks, shamelessly jerking off to the girls strutting by. One evening, as I’m heading back to the dorms, I spot this dude already getting into his nasty groove. I sneak up behind him, plop down right next to him, and with a smirk, I go, “So, what’s up, who we waiting for, champ?” The guy nearly shits himself, bolts up, and takes off like a scared rabbit. Haven’t seen that sick bastard since...
#creepyencounter #universitylife #wtfmoment #boldmove

I screwed up. Big time. At a damn office party, I drowned myself in booze and let it all spiral out of control—just one reckless night, and boom, I cheated.
My husband’s clueless. We’ve got a kid together.
Things with him? They’re... fine, I guess. But ever since that night, I’m trapped in a fucking noose of guilt.
Can’t shake the memory. Can’t spit out the truth.
What the hell do I do? Confess and blow up my life? Or keep my mouth shut and drag this shame with me to the grave?

😐-Keep it buried
👍-Come clean and face the fire
#guilt #cheating #secrets #dilemma

📌 Unlock the Power of THOAD: Revolutionize PyTorch Graphs with High-Order Derivatives

Intro
I’m excited to share thoad (short for PyTorch High Order Automatic Differentiation), a Python only library that computes arbitrary order partial derivatives directly on a PyTorch computational graph. The package has been developed within a research project at Universidad Pontificia ...

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Hey there, shame central! I’m stuck in a wild mess—I’ve been chatting up two chicks at the same time, both 20 years old. One’s straight-up sending me spicy nudes and basically begging for a romp in the sheets, no strings attached. Meanwhile, the other girl? She’s a goddamn angel—sweet, kind, with a heart of gold. I’m head over heels for her, and she’s just as crazy about me. But here’s the kicker: I’m torn as hell. Who do I pick?

🌭 - Go for the hot and heavy one
👍 - Stick with the sweetheart
🤣 - Screw it, just stick to solo action
#lovetriangle #dilemma #heartvsheat #whatdoido

In our region, they've cooked up a wild KPI for pregnancies: by the end of 2025, they want 150 schoolgirls and college chicks knocked up, and the numbers just keep climbing. Hell, I’ve already done my part—this summer, I got two babes pregnant. Guess you could say I’m single-handedly screwing this plan into action! 😜

Shoutout from OREL, baby!
#wildplans #pregnancygoals #savage #orel

My damn roommate in this rented shithole keeps dragging his chick over. And not just for cuddles—oh no, they’re banging so hard my ears are damn near bleeding. These paper-thin walls can’t block shit, and his bed creaks like a haunted fucking house straight out of a slasher flick, all at 2 a.m. I lost it one night, banged on the wall for some peace, and it went dead silent. Then this asshole slides into our shared chat with, “Don’t knock, folks, we’re making love here.” What the hell do I do, you degenerates??

🌭 - Earplugs, man, just get some fucking earplugs
🤣 - Take a dump right at his door
👍 - Blast some ear-shattering, balls-to-the-wall noise back at ‘em
#roommatehell #noisyfuckers #thinwalls #sleeplessnights

For damn near six months, I’ve been grinding to get my guy to go down on me, but he’s got this stubborn-ass mindset that it’s not “manly” enough, some dumb principle of his. Honestly, I don’t even crave it that much anymore—hell, I’ve had it done before and it wasn’t some mind-blowing ecstasy or anything. At this point, it’s not about the act; it’s about breaking through his thick skull and getting him to cave, just for the win.
#relationships #struggle #persistence #spicy

Got a gig as a designer at some shady-ass company. I’m grinding away, crafting logos and banners, thinking everything’s cool. Then, boom, I find out my sleazy boss is flipping my work to freelancers on the side for a fortune while tossing me mere crumbs. Get this—I’m making stuff for 2k, and this asshole is charging clients 15k without even blinking. When I confronted him about this bullshit, he had the nerve to spew crap about how I’m “still learning.”

😐 - Suck it up, kid, and build your resume
👍 - Tell him to fuck off, post your work on freelance platforms, and take a dump on his desk for good measure
#shadybusiness #exploitation #fucktheboss #freelancehustle

So, I roll up to meet my girl’s parents, right? I plop my ass down on a chair, and boom—the damn thing collapses under me. I crash to the floor, bust my freaking head open, blood everywhere. Oh, by the way, I tip the scales at 82 kg, no biggie, right? Anyway, I straight-up refuse to pay for their shitty furniture, and her old man nearly throws hands with me. Now, guess what? I’m blocked, blacklisted, persona non grata. What a shitshow! 🤣
#epicfail #familydrama #whatamess #cringe

Betrayal hit me like a sucker punch, out of nowhere. My boyfriend, the idiot, forgot to log out of his Telegram account on my tablet. I hopped on, and bam—there it was, a cozy little chat with some chick named “Olechka.” At first, I figured, maybe a sister or a cousin, right? Wrong. She’s his damn mistress. And they weren’t just flirting; they were plotting a steamy getaway to the south while I’m “off visiting Mom.” I didn’t scream, didn’t cry—I just ghosted. Left my stuff, changed my number, and vanished without a word. A couple of months later, his buddy messaged me, saying he’s drowning in booze and misery. Well, tough shit, that’s not my circus anymore.
#betrayal #cheater #heartbreak #savage

D28. So, my boyfriend just finished some fancy massage therapist course and now he’s hell-bent on making it his gig! At first, he swore up and down it’d just be dudes as clients, but nah, it’s a damn parade of chicks instead. He’s like, “Babe, what can I do? Girls just flock to massages more!” Shit, I’m burning with jealousy over here, what the hell do I do?

🌭-Lay down the law, it’s me or the massage racket!
👍-Suck it up and deal with it.
#jealousy #relationshipdrama #massagewoes #trustissues

Just dropped my life in Voronezh four days ago, renting a gritty little apartment. I was sprawled out, scrolling through Telegram, when some weird-ass noise hit me—someone’s screwing around at my door. I creep over, stealth mode on, and peek through the peephole. Holy hell, six burly dudes are out there, straight-up trying to bust my lock like it’s a cheap toy. I dial up the landlord, heart pounding—ring, ring, nothing, then a cold-ass hang-up. No “busy,” no “call back later,” just a big middle finger in the form of silence. I tried four more times, same damn thing.

Twenty minutes drag by, and these bastards are still picking at my door like vultures on a corpse. I’ve called the cops, now I’m just sitting here, sweating bullets, hoping I don’t end up as tomorrow’s headline. If I make it out of this alive, I’ll update y’all with the juicy deets.
#intruders #wtf #survival #Voronezh

P17. I've got this mate, a real piece of trash, who’d scream his lungs out at his poor old grandma, forcing her to brew him tea, coffee, whatever, even though she can barely shuffle around and hears nothing. So, there she is, dragging herself over with a cup of tea, hands trembling like crazy, and she spills a tiny bit on his lap. Boom! This asshole jumps up and starts tearing into her with the nastiest insults you can imagine. I couldn’t take it anymore, so I smashed him right in the face. Did I do the right thing?

😢 - Mind your own damn business, why’d you butt in?
👍 - Damn right, that guy’s a total scumbag.
#justice #familydrama #assholealert #standup

📌 Revolutionize Your Brand: Real-Time Perception Tracking with AI-Powered Sentiment Analysis

This is a submission for the AI Agents Challenge powered by n8n and Bright Data

What I Built
Right now, companies spend millions on agencies and PR firms that only scratch the surface of brand perception — and usually react after the fact👎.What’s missing is a clear, real-time picture ...

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Met this chick at a wild house party, ended up banging her brains out.
A month later, she hits me up with a bombshell: "I’m knocked up."
I’m fucking floored, but whatever, if it’s true, we’ll figure this shit out.

Another month drags by, and I get a damn call from the courthouse.
Turns out, this girl slapped me with a child support claim, naming me as the daddy.
And get this—DNA test? "Not required" until the court drama kicks off.
Meanwhile, my bank account’s already frozen, what the actual fuck!

I screwed her just once, wrapped up tight in a rubber, and now I’m shelling out cash for some kid that probably ain’t even mine,
waiting for the slow-ass court to pull its head out of its ass and make a ruling.
Word of advice, brothers—don’t stick it in these shady hoes, or you’ll regret it hard. 😡
#drama #childsupport #screwed #wtf

I was chilling at home, blasting tanks in my game.
Suddenly, the door swings open—my old man struts in with the upstairs neighbor, a 40-year-old broad with an ass like a damn bulldozer. Mom’s out pulling a 24-hour shift, saving lives as a medic.
I figured, whatever, they’ll just sit, sip some tea, no biggie.
But 10 minutes later, I hear moans, loud-ass slapping, and my dad growling, “Get on your knees, bitch.”
I damn near choked on my mouse.
Stormed out, slammed the door—and later, he texts me: “Don’t snitch to your mother.”
What the actual fuck.
This is what they call family?
#familydrama #wtf #cheating #shocking

My mom banged my best friend, and I’m still reeling from the betrayal.
I’m 22, getting wasted with my buddy at my place. Mom comes home from work, and honestly, she looks damn fine for her age, not some worn-out hag.
I wake up the next morning—buddy’s gone, mom’s blushing like a schoolgirl, and as I stumble around the apartment, I spot a used condom in the trash.
Yeah, you guessed it.
They fucked while I was passed out in the next room.
I stormed out, plopped down on a bench, and realized—this isn’t life, it’s a goddamn porn parody of hell itself.
#betrayal #wtf #familydrama #mindblown

My drunken stepfather was a damn nightmare, terrorizing our family with his booze-fueled rampages. Sober, he’s alright, almost human. But when he’s smashed, holy hell—chasing the dog with a freaking angle grinder, waving a knife in my face, or smacking my sister around like she’s a punching bag. And then, in a glorious twist of karma, the bastard got wasted, stumbled, and fell right into an open sewer manhole. There he is, sprawled at the bottom with a busted leg, groaning like a wounded beast, while we’re up here pissing and shitting ourselves from laughter. And guess what? All that filth is raining down on him in torrents, a shitty waterfall of justice.

😂 - Hell yeah, serves him right!
😢 - Damn, you monsters, help the poor idiot!
#karma #familydrama #wtf #schadenfreude

Dude, the only action I got this whole damn summer was with a freaking watermelon, talk about a sad fuck! 😢
#epicfail #summerfail #desperate #wtf

📌 ChatGPT vs. My DIY Cleanup Script: Who Cleans Up Better?

Some time ago, while studying bash scripts, I tried to delve deeper into the topic and looked for more practice by solving any, even the smallest, tasks. One of these was a script that deletes temporary files, old dumps, folders node_modulesfrom long-forgotten projects. I found it the other day comp...

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So, this dude rolls up, we meet, take a stroll, everything’s chill, and I’m already thinking, “Yeah, I might just give him a shot.” But then, out of nowhere, this guy drops a bomb—he says I remind him of Xena, the Warrior Queen, or more like the actress who played her. And get this, he admits he had a raging hard-on for her as a kid and now he’s projecting that fantasy onto me. Like, what the actual fuck? That creeped me out big time, so now I’m straight-up ghosting his ass.

😢—Screw it, whatever.
🌭—Don’t shatter the poor guy’s wet dream, just bang him already.
#weirdvibes #creepyguys #ghosting #fantasydrama

One wild night at a house party, my buddy scored with this chick, and they sneaked off to a quiet corner for some action. She got down to business, taking him in her mouth, but here’s the kicker—dude hadn’t showered in two damn days. The moment she tasted that unwashed mess, her gag reflex kicked in hard, and she straight-up puked all over his junk. What a revolting disaster!
#nasty #partyfail #grossout #wtfmoment

My buddy borrowed 15 grand, swearing he’d pay me back “by Friday.” A week drags by, then another. He’s not ghosting me entirely, still picks up the phone, but it’s always the same bullshit: “Just wait, man, I’ll get it soon.” Now I’m torn—should I put the screws to him, or keep the peace? Hell, I could easily snag a microloan in his name with just a snap of his passport.

👍 - Screw it, take the loan, this asshole ain’t paying shit back.
😢 - Cut him some slack, at least he hasn’t vanished.
#deadbeat #moneytrouble #loandrama #friendshipfail

Alright, so I’m 21, not some hideous troll, got a decent figure, everything’s in place, and my rep is squeaky clean.

But today, holy shit, it hit me like a brick—I’m straight-up repelling guys, and I’ve got no damn clue why. Let me paint the picture for you. We’re chilling with a crew, vibes are casual, and somehow my friend and I end up crashing on a bed where this dude’s already sprawled out. Later, he dips to sleep in another room, but then comes back and slides in next to me. So, we’re just lying there, right? Then my friend strolls in, aiming to squeeze by the wall, but nope, she plops right in the middle. Next thing I know, this guy’s got his arms around her, and they’re out cold, cuddling like I’m invisible. I’m just lying there, feeling like a third wheel, until the mattress starts shaking and the bed creaks like a haunted house. Yeah, I got the hint—I’m the odd one out. So, I dragged my ass to another room to sleep off the humiliation.
#awkward #thirdwheel #rejection #fml

I met this chick, and damn, she’s fire. A couple of weeks in, I stumble upon her secret channel and OnlyFans page... Nothing illegal, but straight-up spicy content. She’s not even shy about it, just shrugs and says, “I don’t see the big deal, it’s a killer side hustle.” Meanwhile, my head’s a fucking mess over this.

👍 - If jealousy’s eating you alive and you can’t deal, just bounce. That’s a toxic spiral waiting to happen.
🌭 - Or roll with it, man. Join her and make some steamy content together.
#relationships #drama #spicycontent #modernlove

📌 Unleashing Creativity: The Story Behind 'When We're Together' Original Song

Melody: 😀 Human-made

Lyrics: 😀 Human-made

Music production: 😀 Human-made (I'm singing)

Cover art: 🤖 AI-made (OpenAI)

About the song
Here it is, the moment we all feared. That's right, this is the original song. I mean... it was meant a little bit as a cute joke, but the lyr...

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