So, this dude rolls up, we meet, take a stroll, everything’s chill, and I’m already thinking, “Yeah, I might just give him a shot.” But then, out of nowhere, this guy drops a bomb—he says I remind him of Xena, the Warrior Queen, or more like the actress who played her. And get this, he admits he had a raging hard-on for her as a kid and now he’s projecting that fantasy onto me. Like, what the actual fuck? That creeped me out big time, so now I’m straight-up ghosting his ass.

😢—Screw it, whatever.
🌭—Don’t shatter the poor guy’s wet dream, just bang him already.
#weirdvibes #creepyguys #ghosting #fantasydrama

So, there we were, my girl and I, chilling on a park bench, lost in sweet nothings. Out of nowhere, this dude rolls up—looks decent enough, suit and all. Plops down right next to us. My girl instantly stiffens, scooting so close to me I can feel her heartbeat. I’m thinking, alright, weird, but whatever, people are strange sometimes.

Then, this bastard pulls a move straight out of a bad movie. He slaps his hairy-ass paw right on my girl’s knee, mumbling some creepy shit under his breath. I barely caught what he said before my blood started boiling.

Back in military training, they taught me how to handle punks like this. I shot up, grabbed this fucker, and smashed his smug face right into the bench. Wood met bone with a satisfying crack.

Did I do the right thing?

😐 - Should’ve held back, he’s older
👍 - Hell yeah, legend!
#parkdrama #standyourground #badass #creepalert

I've got this buddy, 26 years old, a real player in his own twisted game. He’s got a thing for screwing around with underage chicks, mostly ‘cause no decent woman would touch him with a ten-foot pole. He’d always justify his sick kicks, saying if a girl looks older than she is, then screw the actual age, it’s all good—her “biological clock” must be ticking past 18, right? What a load of crap. So, guess what? One pissed-off mama bear finally dragged his sorry ass to the slammer.
#predator #justice #creep #reckoning

Hey there, my degenerate crew, it's D23 on the line!
I’ve been forced into this unholy celibacy, not by choice,
but because I’m stuck in a shithole town where 90% of the dudes are either trash or straight-up creeps.
I’m not about to fuck just anyone for the sake of it.
But holy hell, it’s been damn near a year without any action, and I’m climbing the walls, eyeballing jailbait and losing my mind.
Out of nowhere, my ex shows up—decent guy overall,
but when we split, he sobbed like his entire world crumbled into dust.
Part of me just wants to hit it and quit it,
but the other part doesn’t wanna shatter his fragile ass all over again.
Hit me with some advice—what’s the move here?

🌭 - Smash and dash like a savage
😐 - Stay pure, keep suffering in this sexless hell
#struggle #hornyashell #exdrama #fuckit

A couple of years back, I started getting these vile, creepy SMS messages from some unknown number, dripping with sleaze like, "I want you so bad, my balls are aching." Disgusted, I vented to my stepdad about it, and he just shrugged it off with a smirk, saying, "Guess someone’s got it bad for you." I tried to brush it off, ignoring the texts, and eventually, they fizzled out. But then, one day, that same number called me. I pick up, heart pounding, and who’s on the other end? My freaking mom. Turns out, the number belonged to my stepdad all along—he’d just let her use his phone because she was out of credit. To this day, I’m still haunted by the question: what the actual hell was that about?
#creepy #wtf #familydrama #mindblown

Took off to the seaside with my dude, shacking up in a rented spot owned by some hot cougar (think a 45-year-old vixen). Middle of the night, I wake up—my man’s gone from the room. I creep out to hunt him down, and then I hear these wild moans echoing from the shared outdoor kitchen in the courtyard. Peeked in, and holy shit, there’s my guy pounding this chick like there’s no tomorrow. I was fucking floored, raging inside… So, I bolted back to the room, grabbed my cash, shredded his passport to bits, and dipped into the night like a goddamn ghost.
#betrayal #revenge #savage #drama

D23. So, I’ve got this neighbor, a quiet dude, about 50, who’s basically a walking midlife crisis. One day, he helped me lug a damn wardrobe up the stairs, and then, out of nowhere, drops this gem: he’ll pay me 5 grand to "relieve my stress" with a foot massage. Yeah, I double-checked, and he meant it—he’d rub my feet AND fork over the cash! I couldn’t help but laugh my ass off, but the guy got all butt-hurt. Now, every freaking night, this jackass—who lives right above me—either bangs on the radiator like a psycho or stomps around like a goddamn enraged elephant. What the hell do I do?

🌭 - Take the deal just to shut him up
😐 - Call the local cop and spill the creepy massage story
👍 - Tell some jacked-up buddies to go rearrange his face
#weirdneighbors #creepyAF #apartmentdrama #wtf

My chick’s a decent catch, but damn, she’s got some wild quirks. Just found out she’s hawking her worn-out socks to some creepy old dude from the next building over for 300 rubles a pop. Her excuse? “It’s just fabric, not like I’m banging him or anything.” Hell, I’m stumped on how to even wrap my head around this bizarre side hustle.

👍 - Let those socks stink of cold, hard cash!
😐 - Lay down the law, man, this is some messed-up bullshit!
#weirdshit #sidehustle #wtf #relationships

I've got a sister, and let me tell you, her story’s a damn rollercoaster. She was dating this guy—total catch, ripped from hitting the gym, family-oriented, solid job as a coder, killer sense of humor, just an all-around golden dude. Time rolls by, he pops the question, she says yes, and they throw a kickass wedding.

Fast forward a couple of months, and boom—she’s cheating on him with some 41-year-old beer-bellied Neanderthal. This creep’s already hitched with two kids, mind you. And my sister? She’s got the audacity to justify it, saying this loser is a “real man, a total alpha,” while her husband’s just a “little boy, a spineless wimp.”

What’s your take on this hot mess?
😐 - It’s all good, don’t sweat it
👍 - My sister’s completely lost her damn mind
#drama #cheating #wtf #familyissues

So, I thought I’d pull a savage prank on my sister—sneak up while she’s dead asleep and unleash a silent but deadly blast right in her face. I creep in like a damn ninja, drop my pants, aim my weapon of mass destruction, and inch closer… and then, boom, I lose my freaking balance. It’s like a slow-motion disaster flick—I’m tumbling straight onto her face. She jolts awake, and in sheer panic, I don’t just let out a puff of gas, oh no, I unload the whole damn arsenal, if you catch my drift.

Lesson learned: keep your ass at a safe distance, ‘cause a prank like this can backfire in the messiest way possible.
#prankfail #epicdisaster #wtf #grossout

Digging in the garden with Grandpa, we unearthed a creepy-ass old box. Inside, a doll stared back at us, tangled in barbed wire like some twisted prisoner, stuffed into a kid’s onesie stained with god-knows-what. Grandma barked at us to leave it the hell alone. Did we listen? Fuck no. Since then, Grandpa’s leg has been falling apart—skin splitting open like rotten fruit, joints swelling like a bitch. Docs can’t figure out shit. That cursed doll? It’s chilling in the shed. Every damn time I step in there, I swear its gaze has shifted just a hair to the left, watching me like a predator.
#haunted #cursed #wtf #paranormal

Hey there, Shame Central! So, here’s the wild story—I decided to indulge in some late-night self-pleasure while my folks and little bro were chilling in the next room. First, I slipped out for a quick sip of water, then slid back into bed, got all cozy, and started browsing for some spicy content. Suddenly, I hear these weird-ass noises coming from under the damn table. I hit pause on the video, flipped on the light, and holy shit—there’s my sneaky little bastard of a brother, spying on my private party! The little creep starts threatening to snitch to Mom and Dad about my naughty antics. So, I had to shell out some hush money to keep his trap shut and save my ass from a family shitstorm.
#naughtysecrets #familydrama #busted #blackmail

I've been dating this chick for half a year now, and lately, I’ve caught her hanging out way too much with some shady dude from her job. I confront her, like, "What the hell is this?" and she brushes it off with, "Chill, he’s just a friend, don’t flip out." Then yesterday, I swing by her workplace to pick her up, and what do I see? This creep has his arm around her waist, whispering sweet nothings in her ear like they’re in some damn romance flick. Should I storm over and start a freaking brawl right there, or play it cool and pretend I’m blind to this bullshit?

😐-Smash this guy’s face in
🤣-Give her a piece of my mind
👍-Just tell her to fuck off and dump her ass
#drama #cheating #relationshiphell #wtf

P21. My mom tied the knot for the second time, and here I am, a grown-ass 22-year-old. At first, my stepdad seemed chill, just another dude in the house. But then, oh boy, he started sniffing around my cash like a damn bloodhound. "Where do you work? How much do you make? Why aren’t you forking over money to your mom?"

Things got real ugly real fast. Recently, this creep tried to dig into my bank transfers and had the audacity to tell my mom I’m a drunk, blowing all my dough on women. And guess what? She freaking bought it!

😐 - Pack my bags and ghost them without a word
👍 - Try to sit mom down and hash this shit out
#familydrama #toxicstepdad #moneytrouble #wtf

My mom brought home a stepdad, and at first, the dude seemed like a decent guy.
He’d help out, bust his ass with work, even spoil me with little gifts.
But then things got creepy as hell—his "kindness" turned into something slimy, way too touchy for comfort.
Six months in, I caught the bastard sneaking into my room in the dead of night.
He had the audacity to smirk and say I was "begging for it" with how I acted.
And my mom? She just shrugged, called me a jealous liar, and brushed it off like it was nothing.
Now I’m crashing at my grandma’s place, far away from that toxic shitshow.
And guess what? Those two are still playing happy family.
#toxicfamily #creepy #betrayal #wtf

My mom just tied the knot again, and at first, my new stepdad seemed decent enough. But then I started catching these creepy vibes—he’s way too fixated on my girlfriend. It began with sly little “jokes,” then escalated to lingering touches, and finally, the bastard had the audacity to slide into her DMs and send her a damn dick pic. She showed me the whole disgusting convo. I tried telling my mom, but she’s blind to it, brushing it off like we’re just “misunderstanding” him. It makes me sick to my stomach. I don’t want to fight with her, but I can’t even stand to look at this creep anymore.
#familydrama #creepalert #toxicrelationships #wtf

In our gritty little town, we’ve got a local legend, a hobo named Bond. This dude swears up and down he’s a goddamn undercover agent, straight out of a spy flick. He’s always creeping behind folks, eyeballing their every move, stalking them right to their front doors. Honestly, it’s creepy as hell—gives me the damn chills just thinking about it.
#creepy #spy #smalltown #wtf

F18. Mom brought home a new man - I immediately felt something disgusting about him. After a couple months noticed he started coming into my room when I sleep. Once I pretended to be asleep - saw him standing over my bed stroking my leg.#creep #stepdad #predator #unsafe #motherfail #violated #helpme #scared